#1
Today was, I think the 3rd day of school. I saw something really funny today.

I ate really fast at lunch and I didn't feel like sticking around. So I left the cafiteria pretty early. I went to the waterfountian to get a drink and there was a freshman there, but he wasn't getting a drink. I caught him in the act of washing his hands in the waterfountian, with soap.

I said, "you know we have a bathroom for that type of thing", and he shot me this look like Id caught him just yanking there.

Why he would choose the water fountian is beyond me.
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probably an alien
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like a bar of soap?

what a retard.


No there wasn't a bar which means he must have gone into the bathroom, gotten the the soap, and carried it in cupped hands to the waterfountian.
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#7
lol dont people know about those little bottles of hand sanitizer?
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No there wasn't a bar which means he must have gone into the bathroom, gotten the the soap, and carried it in cupped hands to the waterfountian.



...Why couldn't he stay in the bathroom?
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probably an alien


i agree. you should stalk him to prove aliens exist
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lol dont people know about those little bottles of hand sanitizer?


Nope there were soap suds


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Its weird. Out of all the sinks in the school he chose the drinking fountian. He obviously took precautions, so its wtf.
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Nope there were soap suds

i was talking about that weird kid, not you XD
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#13
lol
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Quote by IamGod 666
Today was, I think the 3rd day of school. I saw something really funny today.

I ate really fast at lunch and I didn't feel like sticking around. So I left the cafiteria pretty early. I went to the waterfountian to get a drink and there was a freshman there, but he wasn't getting a drink. I caught him in the act of washing his hands in the waterfountian, with soap.

I said, "you know we have a bathroom for that type of thing", and he shot me this look like Id caught him just yanking there.

Why he would choose the water fountian is beyond me.



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#15
maybe there was a rapist in the bathroom?
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#16
i'm gonna do that the first day of school just to see people's wtf? faces.
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