That's right, it's now Friday 22nd August which makes the birthday boy the ripe old age of 18!
Happy birthday! You can now go out and get drunk legally.

I got you a bar.

Alcohol included.

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OddOneOut is an Essex S&M mistress and not a pirate or a computer program.

I will give you this guitar.

Anyone who gets this wins the internet.
Squier classic vibe 50's strat, modded.
Dunlop 535q
Korg Pitchblack
Carvin X100B

Coming soon to a pedal board near you:
Analogman Sunface
Lovepedal E6
Area 51 wah
Skreddy Lunar Module
Malekko 616 Ekko
noooooooooooo waaaay. I'm also turning 18 on August 22nd... but thats tomorrow

dude im so sorry!!!
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Ewww the searchbar is a slut, it gets used everyday...

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The brain says "hey, lets be friends" and the dick says "hey, lets get those clothes off, eh?"

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Yeaaaaaah, Huuuuuhuuuu, Saaaaaaah and MASTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR are all Hetfield memes.

i got you this sign to put out side your new bar

its my birthday in 2 days, not that anyone cares though
I got you nothing..

Sorry, better luck next year if I remember?
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Fuck the RIAA

- Gear -
Epiphone Les Paul
Vox AD30VT
Zoom G2.1u
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I will give you this guitar.

Anyone who gets this wins the internet.



Oh yeah, I got you a Winston.

Fight those Grammar Nazi's on the beaches.. you'll never surrender *kick in amazing riff*
Last edited by Les Paul Ell at Aug 21, 2008,
I got you a pacman cake

Say hi

Playing: Sleeping Dogs, FIFA 13, Guild Wars 2, Borderlands 2
Reading: The Hobbit

Watching: How I met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, 24

Listening: Muse - The 2nd Law
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I got him some girls to keep him company in his bar.


the one on the left is a goddess
sacrificial beaver of the laney cult


Schecter C-7 Hellraiser
ESP LTD F-2005
Laney VH100R *with free cab*
Roland Cube 60
Cort Acoustic
Happy birthday! I got you a pair of green, left handed, and apparently GIANT! scissors!
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Happy birthday dude
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
Happy Birthday

I got you Bas Rutten

To protect you and the kind patrons in your bar of course.
Fender Mexican Standard Strat(Sunburst, Rosewood, Custom Shop '69 pickups)
Fender Super Champ XD
EHX Big Muff Pi
Yamaha Acoustic
Alvarez Silver Anniversary Acoustic

I got you some democracy
"The rule of law -- it must be held high! And if it falls you pick it up and hold it even higher!" - Hercule Poirot

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Yay, a birthday thread!

Thanks guys.

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Better change the gender.

Nah, the gender is perfect