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#1
Hey,

So have you guys seen that commercial where they are trying to find a way to make the tacos stand up, so they make them with flat bottoms?

This would never work. It defy's all laws of the classic taco. As soon at you bite it it would break. The sides would bend and the bottom would just snap off.

Discuss the fail of this idea
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#2
i have eaten said tacos and agree. although putting the toppings on it is like living a dream, it all falls apart once you start eating it
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I've never seen that commercial.
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Fvck I want taco's.
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Damn, I want tacos too. Tacos with flat bottoms is sacrilege, I say!
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#12
But at least when the normal tacos break you have the 2 sides which you can kind of sandwhich, I don't think you can do that with the other tacos
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#13
this thread kinda fails more than the flat taco
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#14
Dude, THEY STAND UP!!! It's like, corn flour MAGIC maaaaaan. Keeps my meat in the taco, where it would fall out if it was placed on it's side.

Nonetheless, tacos will ALWAYS fall apart.

Just...eat a burrito
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Dude, THEY STAND UP!!! It's like, corn flour MAGIC maaaaaan. Keeps my meat in the taco, where it would fall out if it was placed on it's side.



Man, you need to get a smaller taco to put your meat in if it falls out just like that.
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#17
Thats why they make tacos small: cuz' they fall apart real fast. 3 bites and its GONEEE!!!
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Man, you need to get a smaller taco to put your meat in if it falls out just like that.


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#20
considering how long the taco has been around, it seriously took someone this long to come up with this idea. every time i've eaten a taco i wish they were flatter.
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Damn, I want tacos too. Tacos with flat bottoms is sacrilege, I say!


+99999999999999999999999 to evything in that post. I really want tacos and I simply wont stand for standing tacos......what's the world coming to?
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Why does Taco Man have pieces of coal in him?
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#26
i love how at the end of the ad it says something to the lines of "genius, mexican style."
needless to say i laughed, if thats their idea of genius

i agree with TS, theyd break as soon as i took the first massive bite
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#27
haven't tried it, but you spelt defies wrong.
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Man, you need to get a smaller taco to put your meat in if it falls out just like that.

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#31
i like chipotle burritos better anyway
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#33
I found it to be a really dumb idea, but I can't say I like hard-shell tacos much in the first place. Too much hassle with breakage. My mom's soft tacos are God-like though.
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haven't tried it, but you spelt defies wrong.



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#35
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considering how long the taco has been around, it seriously took someone this long to come up with this idea. every time i've eaten a taco i wish they were flatter.


We've had them in Australia for two years or more now. They must have been using us as a testing ground. I like them.
#36
i just went to taco bell and bought a hard taco. didnt have a flat bottom, but it was goooood
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#39
This seems counterproductive to the manufactureres of said shells.

If you have to constantly hold on to a taco to keep it upright then you will eat it more quickly, eating more quickly=eating more because you don't feel full as soon, eating more=buying more tacos and taco shells.

Someone in marketing will soon point this out and the flat taco will disapear forever.


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