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Lately, I've been noticing that porn doesn't really do it for me anymore. I guess you can only stand so many scenes with the same fake tits, same fake orgasms, same dirty talk, same positions, same everything! I don't even really get a ...ya know...from it anymore! Anyone else gettin bored with it?
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#3
indeed
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#4
yeah its boring

i just have a girlfriend now
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#6
i checked out too much lex steele and mandingo on blondes videos you cant better that.
#7
start using your other hand
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#8
Go. Have. Real. Sex.
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#9
lmao hell no.
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#10
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You just haven't discovered animal porn yet.

+1

and dont forget smurf porn (yes it does exist)
#11
It's called poop porn.


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Go. Have. Real. Sex.


If only it was that easy...

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#15
Porn sucks...literally.... So I just hook up with Real women and take my chances with them LOL

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#16
You're doing something wrong, maybe you just don't know where to find the good stuff
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Lately, I've been noticing that porn doesn't really do it for me anymore. I guess you can only stand so many scenes with the same fake tits, same fake orgasms, same dirty talk, same positions, same everything! I don't even really get a ...ya know...from it anymore! Anyone else gettin bored with it?



that's why I started watching amateur stuff.
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#19
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Go. Have. Real. Sex.


WHAT ARE YOU MAD!? When we can go look it up online? You're weird..

#20
i was just thinking this a couple hours...i can't believe porn has lost it's touch

i feel disappointed WHILE i'm jerking it lately
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#22
I don't watch porn often, it's boring.
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#23
Never!!!!
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#24
The blatant fake orgasms in porn make it all that much crappier. Nuff said.
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#25
daterape?
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that's why I started watching amateur stuff.



exactly, amateaur porn is were its at.


Especially russian amateaur porn


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#27
Just don't watch it then.

Or if you do really want to watch it, try some beautiful agony. No nudity. All you see are real women from the shoulder up lying down having fun.

I've found that since I stopped watching porn, I HAVEN'T missed it at all. Masturbation I miss a little but porn not at all.
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Disney Porn is much ultimitly more interesting than real girls, because it reminds me of my childhood.


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The blatant fake orgasms in porn make it all that much crappier. Nuff said.


Those aren't fake. You just haven't spent a night with a real man yet.
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There is no point except party and be healthy and happy. Also money is not something to live for. If i didnt need money for drugs and beer i would give mine away.


Vote here to help me get to BC!
#36
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Those aren't fake. You just haven't spent a night with a real man yet.

No, really.
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#38
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In Reva's defence (due to my stupid decision not to take the piss), pornstars probably used up all their orgasms. It happened to Samantha on Sex and the City.

Ah, the things you do for people eh?..... gutted @ you

But yeah. They all have teh bucket fannies omfgz!!1one
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
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1. -->Pornotube
2. Search "pterodactyl"
3. ????
4. Epiphany.

Didn't find anything
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