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#1
Umm I heard this joke and I don't get it.

Two blondes upside down.

That was the joke.. am I dumb pit? Care to explain?
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#2
on their backs?
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#3
That's a good one, I can't stop laughing. Sucks to be you.
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#4
Who cares.

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#11
OMFG WOW

Thats just great...

Anyone relate body parts to that one? Or am i thinking of something else...
#15
Hahaha Omfg. How Do You Not Get That? Are You ****ing Blonde?
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ummm ?

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#17
haha lol
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#19
My fave blonde joke...

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
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#20
People keep saying that they get it, but they are just trying to be smart... I challenge someone to explain it
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People keep saying that they get it, but they are just trying to be smart... I challenge someone to explain it



did you not see the ''Two blondes'' bit?
#24
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People keep saying that they get it, but they are just trying to be smart... I challenge someone to explain it

This
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#26
Blonde joke:

You send a blonde into a spherical room and tell her to find a right angle corner.

She comes out and says "I found one".
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#27
I wanna recast my vote for rhythm > lead

What sounds better?
Somebody shredding with a drummer behind them?
or
Somebody playing catchy rhythm with drums behind them?
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#28
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I wanna recast my vote for rhythm > lead

What sounds better?
Somebody shredding with a drummer behind them?
or
Somebody playing catchy rhythm with drums behind them?

I think this guy's blonde.
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#29
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I wanna recast my vote for rhythm > lead

What sounds better?
Somebody shredding with a drummer behind them?
or
Somebody playing catchy rhythm with drums behind them?



Uhh wrong thread nub, and yes that joke is fu*kin hillarious.
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#30
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People keep saying that they get it, but they are just trying to be smart... I challenge someone to explain it



lol i think everyone here does get it, once you get it yourself youll laugh. Its really not that hard
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#32
Why did the blond cross the road?

I was gonna eat it, bitch!
#33
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lol i think everyone here does get it, once you get it yourself youll laugh. Its really not that hard


Actually, I doubt anyone here gets it, they just want to look cool.
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#35
Sigh... I dont get it either....
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#36
i dont get it


anyone care to explain????
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Actually, I doubt anyone here gets it, they just want to look cool.



*sigh*... your not suposed to get it, its not supposed to make any sense thats the point. Was that really hard? sheesh
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"NO! The voices tell me not to talk to you!" *Runs away on all fours*
The principle eventually caught up to him and gave him a drug test.
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*sigh*... your not suposed to get it, its not supposed to make any sense thats the point. Was that really hard? sheesh

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