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#2
90% of the people who just read this just fapped.

Oh, shocking? Nevermind.
Quote by Teh Forest King
A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#4
90% of statistics can't be made to say anything...


50% of the time.
Did you know the odds of a Vault-Tec shelter failing are 1,763,497 to 1?

So imagine life in a Vault-Tec Vault. Not just a future.
A brighter future... underground.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
#5
99% of people who post on this thread aren't going to give actual facts
"You've got to dance like nobody else is watching.
Dream like you will live forever.
Live like you're going to die tomorrow,
and love like it is never gonna hurt."
-- James Dean (1931-1955)

Quote by JakeTheDuck
This man has the right idea.


^
oh yeahhh
#6
99.9% of people that live on Earth are breathing right now....

How's that for statistics
Quote by Hakanku
I once went in to a public restroom and George Michael approached me for sex. True Story.
#7
found this with a quick google search:

Recent findings from a CDC study that about 25% of U.S. girls and young women ages 14 to 19 have at least one of four common sexually transmitted infections is “already old” news for public health workers


Pick your girlfriend carefully gentlemen of the pit.

oh wait...


#8
Sex Panther: 60% Of The Time, It Works Every Time
Quote by Jaymz_515
One of my friends was thrown into the sun by a teacher for speaking in the library.
#11
100% of the time, there is no such thing as time at all.
Currently reading:

Crime and Punishment
The Age of Reason
Little Dorrit


"Illegitimis nil carborundum"
#12
The tip of a 1/3 inch long hour-hand on a wristwatch travels at 0.00000275 mph.... haha stupid people...

Every U.S. bill regardless of denomination costs just 4 cents to make.
Quote by Beowulf 2112
I hope Karma puts you in a microwave
Quote by Ex'sAndOh's
Porn is everywhere. Look around.
Porn is in the forest, in your parents bedroom, in the sea.
But most importantly, in your heart.

Gear:
Galveston Doubleneck
Peavey 5150
Slash Wah
Last edited by zep_n_gun at Aug 21, 2008,
#13
Quote by Yeathatwasme
Sex Panther: 60% Of The Time, It Works Every Time


100% of me was about to say that...
Quote by Mudmen190
If loving ham makes me gay, I'm Rob Halford.


Quote by musiclover2399
MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).


Quote by Oroborous
This is honestly the best first post I've ever seen


^^ Directed at me. E-peen wankery sigs ftw.

My Last.FM
Last edited by MyNameIsLame at Aug 21, 2008,
#14
50% of th-HHNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#18
90% of the world have relised that Dragon Force sux! meaning 10% of the population actually think it is good! :O
Quote by Spoony_Bard
Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#19
1 outta 5 people have herpes.

That being said, we're gonna play a little game...it's called "1 outta 5"...take a look around, you know the guy with the mustache has got something to hide.
#21
Quote by Another bassist
1 outta 5 people have herpes.

That being said, we're gonna play a little game...it's called "1 outta 5"...take a look around, you know the guy with the mustache has got something to hide.

not if the herpes is trailing south
#23
76.954% of threads in the pit, Including this one fail epicly
Quote by Spoony_Bard
Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#25
34% of your guitar is made of cheap affordable metals.

100% of pitgoers saw "34" and instantly knew what their favorite rule of the internet was.
Quote by top shelf

I couldn't do it [masturbate] with the cast on however. That's when I dug out my baby sister's stuffed animals and went to town

Quote by Tubyboulin
Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#26
Quote by NotAGuitarHero
34% of your guitar is made of cheap affordable metals.

100% of pitgoers saw "34" and instantly knew what their favorite rule of the internet was.


lol i didnt notice that at first
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#27
100% of the earths population will eventually die.
Quote by Mutant Corn
Arellano's got a point.
#28
Wow this is definitely NOT funny....or even statistical...
Quote by forsaknazrael
You should probably mug John Frusciante or Ritchie Blackmore. They're small guys, we could take 'em.

Just look out for that other guy in the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Will Farrel. He's a tall mofo, got a long reach.



Quote by Invader Jim
I give up.

#29
100% of people who read this post will lose the game
Quote by jackson001
Ironbodom, I hate you.

Quote by SeveralSpecies
damnit Ironbodom.

Quote by Sleaze Disease
Yes, someone "was ate jam" while they were playing.
Brilliant observation.


Save SURGE
#30
statistically speaking you are more likely to die on your trip to buy a lottery ticket than your are likely to win.
#31
50% of all numbers are even, but that's 50/infinity.

And 100% of your mom is my bitch.
Every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you
#32
Quote by Just Andrew
90% of the people who just read this just fapped.

Oh, shocking? Nevermind.



You caught me...
#33
Quote by FireandFlames
100% of us just lost


you sir a 100% jackass
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#34
120 outta 1 people have dyslexia

1 out of 6.2 Billion People is Me.
^This post was probably sarcastic

GO LEAFS GO

Chief Executive Officer of Music Games of THE ULTIMATE-GUITAR GAMING FORCE
#35
Quote by LesPaulLeader08
100% of EVERYONE will die.


Fixed asshole, not all smokers die from smoking
#36
These are some real ones...I think they are (or should be) shocking and horrifying.

Every day, between 27,000 and 34,000 people under the age of twelve and 45,000 people total die from hunger, illnesses caused by lack of clean drinking water, or infections for which known and affordable treatments exist (Malaria, influenza, etc.).

Over 4 million Americans have HIV/AIDS. 1/4 of all black men on Earth have the virus, and a person is infected twice every minute.

To date, the United States' government spends about .7% of its entire budget ($80 billion per year) on foreign assistance.

However, among countries receiving U.S. foreign aid, there is an average of 70% more favorable view of the United States.

The United States government is spending about $13 billion in Iraq and another $5 billion on defense spending every month. All of this has combined to increase popular opinion of the United States by roughly 14%. It has also increased levels of extremist militants.
This means that the .7% of foreign aid is roughly six times as effective in promoting American safety (the more liked we are, the less likely to be attacked) than the nearly 20% spent on defense.

2/3 of the world lives in the World Bank's definition of Extreme poverty, which is "the purchasing power parallel (PPP) of $2 USD per day."

1 in 100 Americans currently view any of the above statistics as being "most pressing issues" politically.
Classifieds mod said this didn't count as trying to sell anything, I'll say it here:

If you're looking to be able to take credit cards in-person (not over the internet where paypal will work), pm me and I can hook you up with the stuff you need.
#37
Quote by mattj2192
Fixed asshole, not all smokers die from smoking


But 100% of smokers die. Not from smoking. They just die. He wasn't specific in his quote.
#39
there are over 210,000 different ways you can order a burger king burger
MY GEAR!
Amp
-Peavey Classic 30
Guitars
-Silverburst Epiphone Les Paul Custom
-Squier Stratocaster
Pedals
-Ibanez TS9DX Turbo Tube Screamer
-Fender PT-100
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-MXR Carbon Copy
#40
Quote by fender4482
there are over 210,000 different ways you can order a burger king burger



source
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