#2
In a box with that bubble pop-packaging stuff.
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#5
In a rectangle.
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#6
Wow, in a box!
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#7
in a box in a box in wrapping paper in a tree
spaghetti-etti-etti
you fill me up with you carbohydrates
and energize me with simple sugars <3
#10
I find it's cheaper if you snap the neck off... shhh don't tell him
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#12
Ship it like you would a gram of cocaine over the Mexican borders. First put the guitar in a condom...
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#13
In a box on a ship full of Fail just like this one!:
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#14
In a case, but replace the guitar with a large lead pipe.

I wonder if anyone remembers where this is from...
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#15
Learn how to ship a guitar quickly in 7 easy steps
Step 1: Get a box
Step 2: Put guitar in said box
Step 3: Write the address of the person you are shipping the guitar to on box
Step 4: Buy a postage stamp
Step 5: Place the postage stamp on box
Step 6: either A: Drop your box with guitar inside, and adress & postage stamp outside, at your local post office. or B: Let it be
Step 7: Go home
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#17
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Learn how to ship a guitar quickly in 4 easy steps
Step 1: Get a box
Step 2: Cut a hole in said box
Step 3: Put your junk in the box
Step 4: Make her open the box


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#18
one word!

fedex
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#19
Then you'd have to be in a box, holding another box with the guitar while holding the box to your junk, that would require lots of tubes and liquid food. And many dollars.
#21
If you ever bought a guitar online you'd know.

But basically:

-Wrap guitar up in plastic stuff, then bubble wrap.
-Put guitar in a a slanted box, that looks like this:
__
|..\
|...\
|....\
|.....\
|......\
|.......\
|........\
|.........\
|..........\
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-put it in another box, shaped like a rectangle.
-add address, etc.
-done