#2
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The Best Floyd Rose Is A Setup Floyd Rose!

Gear:
STARcaster Strat
Dean Tradition Acoustic
03 B.C. Rich NJ Warlock Speedloader
Xaviere XV-599
Epi 1984 Explorer
Crate GTD65
Epi Valve Jr
Bogner Alchemist Head
Marshall 1960B
#4
It's where blood shoots violently from a girl's vagina once a month. They then turn into a fiery burning demon spawn from hell for a few days.


That's what I was taught.
#6
Quote by foob85
It's where blood shoots violently from a girl's vagina once a month. They then turn into a fiery burning demon spawn from hell for a few days.


That's what I was taught.



Damn right.
Be cool.
#7
Quote by foob85
It's where blood shoots violently from a girl's vagina once a month. They then turn into a fiery burning demon spawn from hell for a few days.


That's what I was taught.


You forgot that the only way to calm them down is with chocolate, provided it doesn't melt when you get near them. In that case, they get even more pissed.
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#9
Quote by foob85
It's where blood shoots violently from a girl's vagina once a month. They then turn into a fiery burning demon spawn from hell for a few days.


That's what I was taught.


I've nicknamed four of my housemates Beelzebub, Lucifer, Mephistopheles and Set because of their demonicity.
#11
u can lso calm them down with sex. NO JOKE! ur sperm does some **** to their blood systems and lowers blood pressure.
The Best Floyd Rose Is A Setup Floyd Rose!

Gear:
STARcaster Strat
Dean Tradition Acoustic
03 B.C. Rich NJ Warlock Speedloader
Xaviere XV-599
Epi 1984 Explorer
Crate GTD65
Epi Valve Jr
Bogner Alchemist Head
Marshall 1960B
#12
Quote by f22master
u can lso calm them down with sex. NO JOKE! ur sperm does some **** to their blood systems and lowers blood pressure.

But also=bebehs.
#13
never trust anything that bleeds for days and doesnt die.

EDIT: ^ aww mother****er!
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Guitars
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Boss DD-6
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#14
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SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

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#18
Quote by dullsilver_mike
... I really don't know how to respond to that.

Oh...
#19
Every 4 weeks, right?
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#21
GIVE ME CHOCOLATE NOW!!! And Midol.... lots and lots of Midol!!!!


That's how it goes.
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#22
Were the first things she said were "Oooh, NAFTA?"
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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


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#23
Quote by foob85
It's where blood shoots violently from a girl's vagina once a month. They then turn into a fiery burning demon spawn from hell for a few days.


That's what I was taught.

That sounds about right to me.
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#24
Quote by Deliriumbassist
I've nicknamed four of my housemates Beelzebub, Lucifer, Mephistopheles and Set because of their demonicity.


Win.

#27
Quote by dullsilver_mike
Family guy fail! Let that be a lesson to you to never count on family guy again, it will only let you down.

I like Family Guy, just not when people repeat the jokes over and over.

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haha

Gotta love Down Syndrome


Why was i born?


You dad put his junk in your mom's junk and you were made!

and while they were doing that blood from inside your moms body came down through a hole in between her legs.
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#29
Quote by f22master
...

Thats an elipses, not a period.
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what do you mean by goat
#30
Good God!...That's freaking disgusting.


*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap......fap*
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#33
wow

I don't know how to react
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But hey, at least you have a 10% chance of absolutely guaranteeing failure.
#34
ahh look at my signature quote, enough said
音乐是生活
Music is Life


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#35
This is quite possibly the funniest thread i've been on in months hahaha.
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This just reminded me of the time that my brother in law texted his mom on the night after his wedding. All it said was "Consummated."
#36
so seriously u punks dont know what it real it is?
音乐是生活
Music is Life


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#37
Quote by dullsilver_mike
Source anyone?

Mr. Garrison from south park
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