#1
Guess what Pit!? Today is my birthday =D
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make it smaller then maybe i'll consider.


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Love is when she trades you her holographic Blastoise for your Kakuna that's half bent on one corner.


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Stick it it my rump
#4
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dude you gotta give me time to guess...


I know, I was all giddy getting ready to guess
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#5
I was actually going to guess!

Oh well, happy birthday anyway.
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#7
yeah man!


well happy birthday.
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#8
Congratulations, you want a cookie?


Just kidding. Happy Birthday!!
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#10
I apologize, I will give you time to guess next time guys. Well thank you
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make it smaller then maybe i'll consider.


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Love is when she trades you her holographic Blastoise for your Kakuna that's half bent on one corner.


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Stick it it my rump
#11
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Guess what Pit!? I made yet another pointless B'day thread making this the 5-6th one for the day

Fixed!
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#13
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Congratulations, you want a cookie?

I'll take a Cookie, so long as your offering!
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#15
Happy birthday :]
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#16
Many years ago today something grew
inside of your mother...
That thing was you

YOU

YOU YOU YOU YOU

Did she scream did she cry
Only those that are born are the ones that
Get to die

One more year closer to dying
Rotting organs ripping grinding
Biological discordance
Birthday equals self abhorrence

Years keep passing aging always
Mutate into vapid slugs
Doctor gives a new perscription
Bullet in a ****ing gun

One more year closer to dying
Plastic surgeons fuel the lying
You forget why you came in here
Your mind rots with every New Year

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

Happy Birthday
You're gonna die

Now you're old and full of hatred
Take a pill to masturbatred
Children point to you and scream
Because they will become that thing

One more year of further suffering
There's no point of ****ing bluffing
Open up your DETHDAY present
It's a box of ****ing nothing

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

DIE DIE
DETHDAY
BIRTHDAY
DETHDAY
DIE DIE
DETHDAY
BIRTHDAY
DETHDAY

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

Happy Birthday
You're gonna die
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#17
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dude you gotta give me time to guess...


+1 for the Hedberg reference.


But besides that, happy b-day.
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#19
I was gonna guess you that got your first boner. I still remember my first boner, it was a pretty brisk November afternoon, mom just went and got the mail, and sure enough we got the new JcPenney Catologe! I was so pumped, I couldn't wait to checkout the toys. While getting the the toy section, I passed so lady's in bra and panty's, "whats happening?" I thought to myself as I could feel my pants get tighter and tighter. Right then I knew I was finally getting a boner. I became a man at 19 and its been all downhill sense. Enjoy your boner's kid, they won't be there forever.
#20
Happy birthday!

To know another is to know a universe of others...
Sometimes a soul must wander to truly know it is home.

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#21
Guess what? I don't care! JK, happy birthday dude.

The creature thus be boooooorn! The creature thus be born!
#22
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I was gonna guess you that got your first boner. I still remember my first boner, it was a pretty brisk November afternoon, mom just went and got the mail, and sure enough we got the new JcPenney Catologe! I was so pumped, I couldn't wait to checkout the toys. While getting the the toy section, I passed so lady's in bra and panty's, "whats happening?" I thought to myself as I could feel my pants get tighter and tighter. Right then I knew I was finally getting a boner. I became a man at 19 and its been all downhill sense. Enjoy your boner's kid, they won't be there forever.

That's a good copypasta you got there. *waits for more*

And happy birthday dude *shoots with paintball gun*

Just a warning I'm making a birthday thread on October 8th so mark your calendars.
#23
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That's a good copypasta you got there. *waits for more*

And happy birthday dude *shoots with paintball gun*

Just a warning I'm making a birthday thread on October 8th so mark your calendars.


I wish there was more, thats as far as the weed took me. Sorry kid.
#24
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That's a good copypasta you got there. *waits for more*

And happy birthday dude *shoots with paintball gun*

Just a warning I'm making a birthday thread on October 8th so mark your calendars.



I will mark my calender.
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make it smaller then maybe i'll consider.


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Love is when she trades you her holographic Blastoise for your Kakuna that's half bent on one corner.


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Stick it it my rump
#25
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happy birthday man


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