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#1
ok my aunt(the nun) is coming to visit from across the country. i want a really demonic heavy song. the kind that likely will get you excommunicated. please and thank you
#6
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Homage for Satan by Deicide


this.

Though to be honest, any sort of heavy rock/metal will work if she's a nun
#7
Just play Catholic School Girls Rule by Red Hot Chili Peppers. That song is amazing.

this is just like a verse...it should scare a nun

The good books says we must suppress
The good books says we must confess
But who cares what the good books says
Cause now shes taking off her dress

Catholic school girls rule...
#8
Wow. You're cool. Trying to show your 13 year old friends you're badass, right?
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#10
anything by marilyn manson'd work.
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#11
Cliche, but:

Christgrinding Avenue - Behemoth

Make sure you tell her the name.
#12
or anything by rotting christ

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#13
anything with screaming. preferably burn the priest by burn the priest (LoG).


i second manson actually cause then she'll actually be able to hear the words.
#14
Quote by Alter-Bridge
Wow. You're cool. Trying to show your 13 year old friends you're badass, right?


No, you don't understand, he's trying to show how metal he is by rebelling against Christianity!
#15
Quote by Alter-Bridge
Wow. You're cool. Trying to show your 13 year old friends you're badass, right?

lol no, i just really dont like the woman because she thinks im "troubled" since i listen to rock music, and i find it funny to screw around with her every time she visits. i think im going with deicide btw. that will do very nicely
#20
Quote by Alter-Bridge
Wow. You're cool. Trying to show your 13 year old friends you're badass, right?

and your like what 1 maybe 2 years older than 13
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#21
Stairway to Heaven or any Kiss song, apparently.

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#23
The exorcist
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#24
Listen to "Puritania" by Dimmu Borgir.

All while wearing the Cradle of Filth shirt that says "Jesus is a C*nt" and has a masturbating nun on the front of it.
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#25
Quote by Alter-Bridge
Wow. You're cool. Trying to show your 13 year old friends you're badass, right?

hey wait your like as old as my little brother. dude you just sound like youre trying, and failing, to sound mature. hell youre barely older than 13 yourself
#28
anything by cannibal corpse, or blood runs black
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#30
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lol no, i just really dont like the woman because she thinks im "troubled" since i listen to rock music, and i find it funny to screw around with her every time she visits. i think im going with deicide btw. that will do very nicely


You probably are "troubled". Come on, you're in The Pit for Christ's sake!
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#31
Quote by xrawrockkillsx
ozzy osbourne - diary of a madman

so that way you dont have to listen to modern ****ty metal music



This, Or Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath

Or anything by Ozzy or Sabbath
#32
Quote by Guitarfreak217
Just play Catholic School Girls Rule by Red Hot Chili Peppers. That song is amazing.

this is just like a verse...it should scare a nun

The good books says we must suppress
The good books says we must confess
But who cares what the good books says
Cause now shes taking off her dress

Catholic school girls rule...



Christgrinding Avenue or The Grand Conjuration, Akerfeldt's growls will frighten her
#34
Jesus saves- slayer
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#35
"**** your god"- Deicide, or "Praise the name of satan"- Akercocke. It doesn't get much more straightforward than that
#36
Dead Eyes See No Future -- Arch Enemy.

If she gives you weird looks, make sure to tell her that the lead singer is a nice petite little blonde lady
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Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#39
alter of sacrifice by slayer? has that cool line "enter to the realm of satan!", but i'm sure there are much more demonic songs to play than that.

Why would you want to be such a dick to your aunt anyway?
#40
On second thought, just Rickroll her. You'll get the personal satisfaction and she won't know what the hell you're doing.
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