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#1
My name is incardito, I know all , and I'll do my very best to answer all of your questions. Let the questioning commence.

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#2
Why are we here?

Or better yet

What is the meaning of life?
Quote by Bartleby
i tune to drop-Z and string my guitar with barbed wire.

Quote by UncleCthulhu
we r all rlaeted bcuz teh bibel sez so we r al innbreads lolo


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#4
wat
When a man lies he murders some part of the world
These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives
All this I cannot bear to witness any longer
Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?
#6
Quote by Dimster Ds
Why are we here?

Who are "we"?

Please elaborate on the questions; my mind is fetching every possible answer combination.

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#7
Quote by Vantage
Does he look like a bitch?

Yes, try to dress him up in a costume then he will be pleased.

Quote by Taker43153
wat

Yes, that conscious of yours that is telling you to turn around while your masturbate is for a reason. Try it.

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#10
Quote by Shaepwnsyou
What's my middle name?


You say you know all.


Sorry, there are no woman in the internets, therefore you have divided by 0.

Answer: You don't exist.

Quote by boxerb
Do you wanna play Yahtzee?

No

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Last edited by Incardito at Aug 22, 2008,
#11
Quote by Incardito
Sorry, there are no woman in the internets, therefore you have divided 0.

Answer: You don't exist.

>=[
I am to a woman on the internets.
#12
If there isn't light when no one sees, how can I know what you might believe?
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#13
Quote by Dimster Ds
Why are we here?

Or better yet

What is the meaning of life?


There is no "sole" meaning of life. You need to rationalize it yourself.
If you think you've finally lost your virginity think again... it's been hiding behind the couch...

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#15
Quote by darkstar2466
If there isn't light when no one sees, how can I know what you might believe?


A story told that can't be real
Somehow must reflect the truth we feel

Quote by col50
How do I destroy peoples brains with my mind?

Learn how to truly control your mind.

In other words, to efficiently destroy peoples "brains" with your mind you will need expertise sharpshooting instruction.

Go young padwan.

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#16
I like you
That is not gay.
In any way.
McLovin is my hero!

It's not the going that the pit cares about.
It's the coming.
#19
Quote by Incardito
A story told that can't be real
Somehow must reflect the truth we feel


If I fade away, I will vanish into small. If I break the crystal ball, I will see the sign of the southern cross.

When I fall from eight miles high and no one catches me, I look for the sign and the time, of the southern cross. But what then? What happens?
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#20
Quote by rg321mh
This thread will be closed ,Wont it?

Yes, I'm afraid spammers and trolls will be the cause of the cancer.

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#22
Quote by GuitarGod_92
u didnt answer my question

Maybe if you could spell, you'd have priority.

Answer: Cause your dad tickles you at night.

Quote by Shred Head
What colour is my guitar

Answer that bitch


If your red was my yellow and my blue was your green the answer would be
brown.

Nice classical guitar might I add, I'll be playing with it while you're gone.

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Last edited by Incardito at Aug 22, 2008,
#23
I choose not to spell accurately because I am lazy. Also, your answer is incorrect because my dad doesn't tickle me at night. Looks like you don't have all the answers.
#24
Quote by GuitarGod_92
I choose not to spell accurately because I am lazy. Also, your answer is incorrect because my dad doesn't tickle me at night. Looks like you don't have all the answers.

How sure are you? Honestly, how sure are you.
I suggest installing a camera while you sleep.

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#25
Quote by Incardito
How sure are you? Honestly, how sure are you.
I suggest installing a camera while you sleep.


i suggest installing a mute button on your mouth.

shut up.
STEAM: beachhhhhhhh

Quote by cornmancer
Please daddy, just for one hour.
#27
Incardito is a genius.


How do I stop my fridge from making that hum sound?
I leik music
#28
i think incardito needs a big tall glass of shut the hell up.
STEAM: beachhhhhhhh

Quote by cornmancer
Please daddy, just for one hour.
#29
This is freaky, lol
Quote by Bartleby
i tune to drop-Z and string my guitar with barbed wire.

Quote by UncleCthulhu
we r all rlaeted bcuz teh bibel sez so we r al innbreads lolo


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One of The 9 Winners of the Official 5th MOD Contest
#31
Quote by GuitarGod_92
I do not sleep
I'm a light sleeper.


Wut?

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#32
hey, i think he drank it

edit: dammit.
STEAM: beachhhhhhhh

Quote by cornmancer
Please daddy, just for one hour.
#34
Quote by col50

How do I stop my fridge from making that hum sound?

Figure out the source of the sound and come back to me.
An educated guess is you need to replace your fan.

Quote by Hoodoo Child
hey, i think he drank it

edit: dammit.

For the lulz I will give you recommendations on some games to play in the future.
Emulate some rpgs naw.

Suikoden 1 & 2 (ps1)
Grandia 1.

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Last edited by Incardito at Aug 22, 2008,
#35
"Suppose Homer wants to catch a stationary bus. Before he can get there, he must get halfway there. Before he can get halfway there, he must get a quarter of the way there. Before traveling a fourth, he must travel one-eighth; before an eighth, one-sixteenth; and so on.

This description requires one to complete an infinite number of tasks, which is an impossibility.

This sequence also presents a second problem in that it contains no first distance to run, for any possible (finite) first distance could be divided in half, and hence would not be first after all. Hence, the trip cannot even begin. The paradoxical conclusion then would be that travel over any finite distance can neither be completed nor begun, and so all motion must be an illusion."

How can this be true? Furthermore, how many minds have just been fucked?
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#37
Quote by Incardito
There is no "sole" meaning of life. You need to rationalize it yourself.
If you think you've finally lost your virginity think again... it's been hiding behind the couch...


The meaning of life is 42. Idiot.
And yeah, *Hands a tall glass of shut the fuck up*.
#38
Quote by Incardito
Figure out the source of the sound and come back to me.
An educated guess is you need to replace your fan.

You are wrong. I know all, you don't.

To stop the hum, you simply unplug the refrigerator.
sup?
#40
Quote by ldl67
You are wrong. I know all, you don't.

To stop the hum, you simply unplug the refrigerator.

lol. correct.

Don't all refrigerators make a slight hum?
I leik music
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