#1
You're an East European military deserter terrorist for hire, with a legion of well-armed, well-trained mercenaries at your disposal and £25 billion in gold bullion.

But Bruce Willis and Samuel L. Jackson are hunting your ass down.

What do you do?
#2
I'd nuke them. Then sleep with their wives because no one can resist an east european military desterter terrorist for hire.
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#6
this all sounds a bit familiar..
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#7
split the money with Willis and Jackson and promise to never do any harm ever again
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#9
I'd give them puzzles to solve all around New York city.
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#10
I'd do nothing like all of the villans do everytime and end up getting blown up.


Or I'd hire Mcguyver, I think he could take both of them with a rubber band, a band aid and a girraffe.
#11
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You're an East European military deserter terrorist for hire, with a legion of well-armed, well-trained mercenaries at your disposal and £25 billion in gold bullion.

But Bruce Willis and Samuel L. Jackson are hunting your ass down.

What do you do?

I'd hire Chuck Norris. He's a whore.
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#12
There's such a simple solution to this. You have all that money and a legion of troops. Build yourself a man-money igloo and you will never have to face the outside world again and you'll be completely protected.
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#13
Apologise? ^___^;;
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#14
I'd go get Marsalis Wallace
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#16
I'd hire the A-TEAM.
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#20
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I'd nuke them. Then sleep with their wives because no one can resist an east european military desterter terrorist for hire.


There is nothing sexier than a man in uniform, who also has access to depleted uranium.
#21
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I'd go get Marsalis Wallace

I'm assuming you mean Marsellus

But that could work... maybe.
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#22
Bake them both a cake, and when they come to my East European military deserter terrorist house i will leave the cakes sitting on the porch! Samuel and Bruce will both be like "omg cake!!!" (because let's face it, noone can resist a good cake). Once both Samuel and Bruce are finished their cakes i will invite them inside for a round of pool (because let's face it, noone can resist a good game of pool), naturally i'll win, what with my Easyt European military desert terrorist skills and all. After our game of pool i will let Bruce and Samuel use my bathroom (because let's face it, they will be rather sweaty after our intense game of pool). Whilst Bruce and Samuel are showering i will sneak into the bathroom (because let's face it, what East European military desert terrorist uses locks) and chop off both their genitalia with a knife and then proceed to feed them each others genitalia, i will then put a saddle on each of their backs and attach them to my carriage where i will use them as my personal transportation device.

and that is how i will stop Bruce and Samuel from hunting me down!
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#23
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You're an East European military deserter terrorist for hire, with a legion of well-armed, well-trained mercenaries at your disposal and £25 billion in gold bullion.

But Bruce Willis and Samuel L. Jackson are hunting your ass down.

What do you do?

Make them solve a bunch of riddles.
#24
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I'm assuming you mean Marsellus

But that could work... maybe.


Yeah, he may just send the Wolf though.
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#25
Commit suicide cause i know i'd lose, come on, it's Die Hard for ****s sake
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#29
Bruce Willis AND Samuel L. Jackson!? Kill myself now!
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