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so today i was watchin tv and eating some lunch, when my stepbrother (hes 11) comes up the stairs with this huge black dildo. and hes slapping it and waving it around like hes got something to be proud of. he walks over and says 'look what i found in the woods!'

i ran off and yelled 'THROW THAT SHT AWAY!!!'. but he wanted to wash it off and keep it. ive seen some nasty stuff before but this, was pretty bad. he finally threw it away and my stepdad found it and said 'the hell is this!!' i just told him to ask my stepbrother. so they had the talk. and he spent about an hour washing his hands.
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#2
He is gay
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#4
lol, great story. He likes the black ones eh? nothin' wrong with that.
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#6
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He is gay


He is really gay.
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#7
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He is really gay.

He was this gay:

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#9
hahaha nice

thats what they were running from in the blair witch....

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#12
Im still laughing hahaha
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#14
Haha would have been funny if he tried it on his hamster or rat.

Hey dudes I meant caus' he didn't know what it was not caus' I'm sick, hehe
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#16
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Tits on a whale!

this made me laugh pretty good.
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#17
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Haha would have been funny if he tried it on his hamster or rat.

what is wrong with you?
#20
I can just picture you jumping off the couch when he swings the dildo at you and you screaming WHAT THE **** THROW THAT AWAY over and over and laugh everytime
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#21
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FASTER TOM, FASTER!!!


This is more mis-quoted then "Luke I am your father."
FASTER TOM, RUN!!
I believe is what you were looking for good sir.
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awesome avatar,denn0069!
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#22
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'THROW THAT SHT AWAY!!!'.


A new meme at sight


OMG this thread is awesome!
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i do it a lot. ill be playin somethin and i forget to close my mouth... sometimes its really bad, slobber everywhere. i goes mostly over the neck, on the higher frets, and its really hard to get out from under the strings.
#25
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That's probably the gayest thing i've ever heard. Did he even know what it is?

How could an eleven year old boy not recognize a giant plastic penis?
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#26
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hahaha nice

thats what they were running from in the blair witch....



Hahahahaahahahahaahah
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#28
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A new meme at sight


OMG this thread is awesome!

meme? please, explain
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#29
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If I had a dollar every time I heard that, I'd have $10. You guys try to hard to have your own UG meme.

I thought it would be a good idea : (

But well.
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i do it a lot. ill be playin somethin and i forget to close my mouth... sometimes its really bad, slobber everywhere. i goes mostly over the neck, on the higher frets, and its really hard to get out from under the strings.
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Quote by u.s.m.c.to-be
so today i was watchin tv and eating some lunch, when my stepbrother (hes 11) comes up the stairs with this huge black dildo. and hes slapping it and waving it around like hes got something to be proud of. he walks over and says 'look what i found in the woods!'

i ran off and yelled 'THROW THAT SHT AWAY!!!'. but he wanted to wash it off and keep it. ive seen some nasty stuff before but this, was pretty bad. he finally threw it away and my stepdad found it and said 'the hell is this!!' i just told him to ask my stepbrother. so they had the talk. and he spent about an hour washing his hands.

Did he have a game cube, natty ice, and a jack johnson CD with him?
#32
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I thought it would be a good idea : (

But well.

ooh ok. gotcha. meme.
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#33
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I thought it would be a good idea : (

But well.

That would have been perfect had you put "FASTER TOM, RUN!!!" Coming out of the guy on the bike and "RUSSEL, WHAT THE ****?!?!?" Coming from the guy "throwing"/crashing his bike.
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awesome avatar,denn0069!
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#34
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Hahahahaahahahahaahah


pretty much sums up this thread

soo many new memes this year!

"k, koo"

"RUSSELL WHAT THE ****"

"TOM, FASTER!!! RUN!!!"

"THROW THAT **** AWAY!!!"

...i love the pit
#35
Quote by denn0069

This is more mis-quoted then "Luke I am your father."
FASTER TOM, RUN!!
I believe is what you were looking for good sir.


I believe "STFU, you annoying pleb" would also have sufficed?
Seriously, give it a rest!

On topic, can you maybe be a bit more specific about the dildo? How long was it? Was it double ended? Did it have a vibrate feature? I feel these things are all vital to the success of the thread...
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#36
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ooh ok. gotcha. meme.

I see, nobody likes it : D

On 4chan it is much funnier to do that.


EDIT:

Quote by _-=Ali C=-_
i do it a lot. ill be playin somethin and i forget to close my mouth... sometimes its really bad, slobber everywhere. i goes mostly over the neck, on the higher frets, and its really hard to get out from under the strings.
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#37
I don't know whether it's more disturbing that your brother found a huge black dildo in the woods or that he didn't have a problem touching it... let alone bring it home with him.
#38
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How could an eleven year old boy not recognize a giant plastic penis?

he doesnt have one.
#39
I've been offline for about 2 weeks, can someone enlighten me on "FASTER TOM!! RUN"?


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