Miley Cyrus to charge $250 for tickets to her Sweet 16 at Disney Land

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#1
http://blogs.tampabay.com/juice/2008/08/miley-cyrus-sel.html

Leave it to Miley Cyrus and Disney to extort thousands of dollars out of little kids (or more accurately, their parents) for yet another party. The singer is celebrating her Sweet 16 at Disneyland, and you can attend -- for the paltry fee of $250 per person.

Entertainment Tonight says a limited number of tix to "Miley's Sweet 16 -- Share the Celebration" will go on sale on Aug. 30. Disneyland is apparently shutting down that day to pack in as many of her closest friends as possible. Forgive The Juice* if we're wrong, but doesn't "sharing" imply doing something free of charge? Be sure to mark your Miley calendars for Oct. 5 to watch it on TV, because we know you're too broke right now to go to some birthday party for a media princess.


Walt Disney is rolling over in his grave.
Last edited by guitarnoobie at Aug 22, 2008,
#5
$250? I'd better see some muff.
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#7
wow i would go to that party just to say long live the allah....... i think thats how you spell it >.>
#8


She is one of the defining reasons America is in the crapper right now....instead of spending our hard-earned cash on making America slightly better, we spend it on attending some jailbait pop princess' birthday....it's just....amazing.
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Quote by Kensai
$250? I'd better see some muff.


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#12


A picture is worth a thousand words. I can just see the caption now...

"NO!!! You do NOT hold your own ****ing microphone!!!"
Add me or I will eat your kitty!



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touche sir.
#13
^ No it's FAASTER TOM, RUN!
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#14
Quote by Another bassist


She is one of the defining reasons America is in the crapper right now....instead of spending our hard-earned cash on making America slightly better, we spend it on attending some jailbait pop princess' birthday....it's just....amazing.


So you suggest raising taxes instead of this? That'll make you popular with lots of Americans.
#15
Quote by elekguit


A picture is worth a thousand words. I can just see the caption now...

"NO!!! You do NOT hold your own ****ing microphone!!!"


WTF?? lol
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#16
Quote by elekguit


A picture is worth a thousand words. I can just see the caption now...

"NO!!! You do NOT hold your own ****ing microphone!!!"

I think she's just got her hand on the other girls shoulder or something.
#17
So? I charged 1000 for my sweet 16. Lol noob.
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#18
wow

i dont even know what to say about that.

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#19
Quote by elekguit


A picture is worth a thousand words. I can just see the caption now...

"NO!!! You do NOT hold your own ****ing microphone!!!"

it should be
DONT EAT YOUR MIC IS DOESNT HAVE FLAVOUR
#20
Quote by elekguit


A picture is worth a thousand words. I can just see the caption now...

"NO!!! You do NOT hold your own ****ing microphone!!!"



I don't know where you got this pic, but your caption made me laugh
#23
She should start to leanr guitar.
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#24
In fact...

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#25
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$250? I'd better see some muff.


Yeah, she better be taking off her skin for $250.


But really. People like her. Deal.
#26
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$250? I'd better see some muff.


see man need a lot more then that for 250
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#27
^ Hai guise, wana playe sum Yahtzee?
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#32
Damn Kensai, way to beat me to it. I had it drawn and everything I just had to upload it to photobucket.
#33
we should get a group of UGers to buy tickets then say happy birthday by raping her.
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Damn Kensai, way to beat me to it. I had it drawn and everything I just had to upload it to photobucket.


Upload yours anway. Mine failed in the grammar department apparently
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#35
Quote by TexasFury
No one has ever seen Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus in the same room together? Weird.

hmm...

suspicious


i vote that miley cyrus and hannah montana should write a duet and perform it....

nude....
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#36
Quote by elekguit


A picture is worth a thousand words. I can just see the caption now...

"NO!!! You do NOT hold your own ****ing microphone!!!"


She looks like Satan incarnate... in soon to be fish form.
#37
Quote by guitarnoobie
http://blogs.tampabay.com/juice/2008/08/miley-cyrus-sel.html


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Fixed.

I never understood the importance of a sweet 16. It's like, okay, you're old enough to get a permit, but I still can't legally see your funbags on the interweb.

The hell should I care?
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#39
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Upload yours anway. Mine failed in the grammar department apparently


Lrn2grammar KTHXBAI!
#40
Quote by CrazyPigeon
Do I get to rape her? That's worth $250.


tbh for that money I'd want fully consented sex.
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