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#1
i bet we all have done something really retarded with super glue at one point so share your stories

mine:
i super glued my hand into a fist once with like a bottle of super glue
and i glued a pick to my hand before haha, anyone else notice that super glue gets really warm when it gets on you? and the fumes burn your eyes and nostrils like hell, smells like dying brain cells

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#2
I super glued a dollar to the floor in my school and watched people try and pick it up once...
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#4
i superglued my dick and ballz to my leg as a bet.
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#6
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I super glued a dollar to the floor in my school and watched people try and pick it up once...


That's not dumb, it's funny.
#7
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i superglued my dick and ballz to my leg as a bet.


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#8
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pics or it didn't happen

i dont wanna see the pics to that


oh and i super glued my sock to my floor when my foot was in it

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#10
Me and my friend were super gluing random things to my brothers wall/desk and I have no idea how it happened but our hands were stuck together. Pretty bad. It was really akward when my dad came in the room.
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#11
This being the Pit, I shall wait eagerly for the response "Fap"
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#12
I super glued my finger tips when I first started out playing guitar because I didn't have calluses and the strings hurt my fingers.
#13
sniff it count?
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#15
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I super glued a dollar to the floor in my school and watched people try and pick it up once...


I've done the same thing with a quarter.
#16
I super glued my hand to my wang for extra grip....I didn't realize what I did until I was done.
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#17
Super glueing a 1979 dodge charger model together then getting my hand stuck to my ass from scratching when i was done that was painful ripping it off....it wasnt 'Super Glue' though it was this model **** that melts plastic chemically then fuses them together *facepalm* it kinda burns on your skin...and when you rip it off it takes a fairly large amount of skin with it...
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#19
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i superglued my face to my balls

I can't even get my head down to my groin area......


not that I tried >.>
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#21
"I filled EVERY ORIFICE of my body with wacky glue!"

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#22
we were doin this project in art class with super glue and popsicle sticks so i got bored and i super glued both ends of a popsicle stick and bit it as hard as i could.
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#23
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I've done the same thing with a quarter.

Seems like that would be better.

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#24
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#25
Some kids in my woodshop class superglued a stool to the wall.


Then they tried to sit in said stool.
#26
I thought the Superglue container was an eye-drop bottle and used it, not knowing what I had done until I tried opening my eyes.

It didn't end well...

...or I could have just made all that up.
#27
1. superglue
2. fap
3.??????????
4. a painful experience
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#28
i super glued my thumb to a piece of paper before. it BURNED oh my god. not a good experience. i don't advise it.
#29
I superglued this guys door shut oh it was so hard to open.
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#30
I glued my weiner to my left ear!

Nah, I kid


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#31
i dont think this is dumb, but the front end of my 83' honda is held together with glue along with the trim on my 91 jeep
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#32
Super-glued my hand to the counter completely on accident.
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#33
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Super glueing a 1979 dodge charger model together then getting my hand stuck to my ass from scratching when i was done that was painful ripping it off....it wasnt 'Super Glue' though it was this model **** that melts plastic chemically then fuses them together *facepalm* it kinda burns on your skin...and when you rip it off it takes a fairly large amount of skin with it...


srry if im double posting but they didn't build a 1979 charger... and if they did u wouldent buy a model of it... 1969 perhaps?
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#34
Superglued my American Pie 2 dvd to my hand, no thats a lie, but I did think about jerking off with some of it (: never got around to that...


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#35
jerking off with the glue, or jerking off with the video? either way, tell us how it goes when you get around to it...
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#36
I had a sticky super glue hand and actually facepalmed myself in frustration while forgetting about the glue one time.

#37
When I was small I didnt know what it was and I ate some of it...

EDIT: That is the worst tasting **** EVER!
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#38
Quote by Lenin's Tomb
I've done the same thing with a quarter.



i just got an idea thanx to you!!


they just bumped all the vending machines up from $1 to $1.25.

so now all the kids who show up with only $1 will see the quarter, think it's their lucky day... then realize that they can't pick it up.

hopefully lulz will ensue
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#39
i'll set the scene for you
i was going to super glue my hands together and my cousin walked in and and started talking to me and i forgot the super glue was on my hand and when it was almost dry i did the '' coulda had a V8" thing so that was a very awkward few minutes
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#40
My input jack for my electric (guitar, duh.) fell out, and wouldn't stay, so I superglued it, and got it where I didn't want it. On the finish...
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