#1
there's a bat flying around my head as we speak, and it refuses to leave my house. any ideas?
#5
*recalls hilarious episode of The Office*
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#6
rape it till it leaves?

Must Not Sleep.


Must Warn Others.

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#7
bite its head off.

Edit: goddammit. beaten to it...
My reflection
Dirty mirror
There's no connection
To myself
I'm your lover
I'm your zero
Im the face in your dreams of glass
#8
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*recalls hilarious episode of The Office*

+1000 That was a great episode...
I'm a person.
#12
Spray it with water. Not enough to anger it, just enough to pester it. I'm curious as to what that would do.
#15
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+1000 That was a great episode...

*Rubs neck, looking concerned while walking passed TS*
Quote by PaperStSoapCo
Vagina's tend to be not all that great looking most of the time. It's all... flappy. Looks sloppy.

I'd have to say guy junk wins but not by much. It's like winning a beauty contest against Steve Buscemi.
#16
This is fucking awesome.

TS, you're a batass. Get it? Batass?!


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#18
wait i just realized. TS's house is in bat country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Must Not Sleep.


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Gibson Special Faded SG
Orange Tiny Terror (Combo)
MXR Carbon Copy Delay
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#22
i know you're supposed to turn out all the lights, open your front door, and turn on a light out there, which i've done, but he's a retard and won't leave the room i'm in, which is right next to the room with the open door.
#23
get a *insert bats natural predator here* flying around your head to catch the bat then get a *insert bats natural predator's natural predator here*flying around your head to catch the bat's natural predator, so on and so forth

then write a song about it


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lets watch this thread die like i should have on page 1