#1
So yeah, got a wedding to attend in like, 10 hours. Haven't slept at all (4:17 AM as I type). Anyone had situations like this? Am I going to be like a zombie at the wedding? Similar stories?
#2
You could sleep now maybe?
PICTURE YOURSELF IN A BOAT ON A RIVER
WITH TANGERINE TREES AND MARMALADE SKIES...
#3
AIDS: symptoms include, sleeplessness before a wedding and asking the pit for stories consisting of similar situations.

Sorry, buddy.
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AIDS: symptoms include, sleeplessness before a wedding and asking the pit for stories consisting of similar situations.

Sorry, buddy.


Okay, this will sound stupid but I think The Pit is increasing our chances of getting aids. I mean, the only person I've even stalked is vintage x metal and I didn't touch. Just like stole her shoes and idolized them but that wont give me aids. Do you think us talking on here is making us get diseases?
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#11
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Same diff.

Zombies: Slow moving, easy to kill, act on instinct alone and kill anything that moves.

Vampires: Fast, powerful, Can turn into bats, intelligent, suck humans blood, but do not kill.

Big difference.
#13
sleep now or regret it later seeing as how a long wedding can put most people to sleep. then theres the fact that receptions last forever if you're not having a good time.
#15
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Tell your fiance to postpone it? If not, she gonz be pisd m8.

He's not getting married, he's 16.

Sleep now instead of making a damn thread about it
#17
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Okay, this will sound stupid but I think The Pit is increasing our chances of getting aids. I mean, the only person I've even stalked is vintage x metal and I didn't touch. Just like stole her shoes and idolized them but that wont give me aids. Do you think us talking on here is making us get diseases?



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#18
caffiene. lots of it.
Your light bulb knows everything you do in your room.
#19
Quote by dudius
sleep now or regret it later seeing as how a long wedding can put most people to sleep. then theres the fact that receptions last forever if you're not having a good time.


Well, for a while you'll be running on adrenaline, so you actually might feel more alert than usual... or at least kinda normal. But if its a long wedding (with a reception), you might eventually crash .

But my guess is that as long as you're able to sleep at least 4 hours you'll be fine. I've gone 36 hours straight without sleep and I actually felt great haha.
#20
I have an energy drink, I think I'll just stay awake and hope that will keep me awake.
#22
I think Vampire's were just an excuse to keep some people in their homes.

Like witches.
#23
Quote by elekguit
Okay, this will sound stupid but I think The Pit is increasing our chances of getting aids. I mean, the only person I've even stalked is vintage x metal and I didn't touch. Just like stole her shoes and idolized them but that wont give me aids. Do you think us talking on here is making us get diseases?

Um..
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#24
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It's not YOUR wedding.

Just sleep there.

Bonus points if you snore very loudly and say very disturbing things in your sleep.
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#26
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Okay, this will sound stupid but I think The Pit is increasing our chances of getting aids. I mean, the only person I've even stalked is vintage x metal and I didn't touch. Just like stole her shoes and idolized them but that wont give me aids. Do you think us talking on here is making us get diseases?


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#27
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Amphetamines.
Yeah, these are your best bet.