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#1
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what the title says... post things that shouldn't be put together
hopefully this will get funny

some examples:
5 year olds and drums

superglue and fapping

diareha and taco's

boring threads and the pit (there's always someone who's going to post stuff like this so I just got it out of the way)

so hopefully this will be fun...
#2
my sister and the TV remote

me and fireworks

fireworks and chickens

cricket bats and mailboxes

fireworks and alcohol

Okay all these things go great together, but I'm taking a wider viewpoint here.
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#3
a banana, vaseline and ducktape


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#6
Quote by _Tim_
Noxiosimitator and skateboards.
Good to see you back


since I'm a rolerblader .. no it wouldn't be a good idea


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#8
Quote by noxiosimitator
since I'm a rolerblader .. no it wouldn't be a good idea

aha I thought it was a skateboard that ****ed you up.

Ichi...
#10
Quote by noxiosimitator
a banana, vaseline and ducktape

WHOA.
I see what you did thar.
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ANIMALS LIE DOWN.
that's just what they do.
there's probably humans doing the same thing.
quit being so paranoid.


#13
a crap and anywhere but the toilet
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#17
Quote by mickmos
dicks and dick chopping scissors


dick chopping scissors???

um... please explain...
#18
Quote by Pingis_Or_Death
rape and small children



May I ask why not? It's fun for the whole family!

Toothpaste and oreos
#19
Juniors and Instruments ( smells like teen spirit covers become a terrible inevitability )

Me with an electric and somebody who tries to talk to me while i'm playing

Alternative "rock" and my ears

dicks and fat chicks

And If anybody wishes to challenge my taste in music, be warned
I'M SO OPINIONATED I CUM EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* 5 minutes passes*
*fap fap fap fap*
!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
see what I mean it gets everywhere
#20
Quote by Dinodrummer
May I ask why not? It's fun for the whole family!

Toothpaste and oreos


one time i was at my friend's place and saw a container of oreos. i went to the bathroom to get toothpaste, ate the frosting, replaced it with said toothpaste and put the oreos back.

needless to say, i forgot that i did it and ended up eating one later.
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an unsaturated fattylolcid.
#21
Quote by Machine Gun Cat

I'M SO OPINIONATED I CUM EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* 5 minutes passes*
*fap fap fap fap*
!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
see what I mean it gets everywhere


!hey! I got th!at **** all o!ver me! now!!! than!ks !alo!t

ugh!!
#22
Rachel Dawes, 200 gallons of gasoline, and Mr Funnypants


o wait-
Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#23
* two guys and a porn studio
* classical guitars and steel strings
* lemonade and mint
* a band performing live and booze
* The phrase 'in my pants' after some casual sentences.
#24
Quote by shadow__666
my sister and the TV remote

me and fireworks

fireworks and chickens

cricket bats and mailboxes

fireworks and alcohol

Okay all these things go great together, but I'm taking a wider viewpoint here.



Ooooh I say ...
Last edited by Son.Of.TheViper at Aug 23, 2008,
#25
milk and lemonade. after drinking that I threw up and couldn't taste the difference
Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#27
empty Listerine bottle, vodka & green food coloring

Caffeine & Alcohol (stupidity in a bottle/cup/can)

Cajun spices & Nasal cavities

slamming doors & fingertips
#30
Quote by page/hendrix
Caffeine & Alcohol (stupidity in a bottle/cup/can)



Vodka & Red Bull is lush though, you will admit.
Fender 60th Anniversary Standard Strat,
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Line6 Flextone III,
Laney VC15,
Some pedals,
Some recording gear.
#34
russel and a heroic situation.

Tom and a race

fapping and a blender
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Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


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**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#35
two girls and a cup

me and fire
Say hi

Playing: Sleeping Dogs, FIFA 13, Guild Wars 2, Borderlands 2
Reading: The Hobbit

Watching: How I met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, 24

Listening: Muse - The 2nd Law
#37
parking ticket machine, rubber hose & a hampster wheel
I am me. Live with it.
#38
Quote by Ichikurosaki
Biscuits and gravy.

Go festus!

Pizza and ice-cream
fat lady and a hot day
#40
The Metal forum and casual listeners
Bristol Rovers

Up the Gas!




Please, call me Joe.
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