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#1
Okay, heres what it is. You try to figure out the one or two strangest things you can buy with condoms to make the person a the cash register raise an eyebrow. example:
A coathanger, a garbage bag, and condoms

I thought the pit would be the best place to try out ideas for this game
#7
A blindfold, a dog leash, and a condom
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#8
'Rumours of a sale on Durex products turned out to be a Trojan horse'
(Sorry, what I first thought of when I read the title )
Ahm, on topic... A pack of sausages, some cooking oil, and a condom.
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#9
barbie doll
KY jelly
condom


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#10
Quote by guitardude34875
playboy mag, lotion, and condom

who jerks it with a condom?

Even better:

An issue of 'Gardening weekly', lotion and a condom...
#12
granny panties, false teeth, and a condom
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#13
A pack of comdoms, some rope, some industrial tape, some kitchen knifes, some whipped cream and a large tub of vaseline.


Winner.
#15
Quote by Davester000
A Small metal Die-cast car, and a condom


anyone get the reference...?

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EDIT: beaten again!!

A condom a cucumber and anal lube
#22
A box of trash bags, a bicycle, 4 pints of Ben & Jerry's Vermonty Python ice cream, a kiddie pool, a car battery, a bag of Miracle Grow, a rubbery ducky, and a pack of condoms.


What? ¬_¬
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#24
Quote by fallenangel20
A box of trash bags, a bicycle, 4 pints of Ben & Jerry's Vermonty Python ice cream, a kiddie pool, a car battery, a bag of Miracle Grow, a rubbery ducky, and a pack of condoms.


What? ¬_¬





Sounds like a typical Friday night
#25
happy birthday balloons, a condom, and a few of those novelty-sized pens/markers.
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#29
Quote by plznoeatme
brown paper bag, a condom, and amy winehouse.

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Hahahah ****ing brilliant!!!!!! But I think you should buy two paper bags, just in case, if you know what I mean. She might be just as bad down below.


Laxatives, a large funnel, and a condom.
#30
Quote by 'Leviathan'
Laxatives, Plastic Funnel, Condoms.



Wtf dude? I didn't realize you just wrote the same thing as I did, until I scrolled up. Damn, great minds DO think alike.
#31
a gallon of milk, toothpaste, diapers, a children's book, a box of candy, powertools, sulfuric acid, and condoms
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#32
A Blowtorch, a plastic gag and some rope and a comdom


Just think about it.
#33
A pack of popcorn, the original "Psycho" movie and a pack of condoms...

That sounds like some really twisted $hit to me...
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#34
A bottle of Dr Pepper, a tub of lard, a hamster cage and a condom.
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#36
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Wtf dude? I didn't realize you just wrote the same thing as I did, until I scrolled up. Damn, great minds DO think alike.


#39
Quote by BloodMoon666
A pack of popcorn, the original "Psycho" movie and a pack of condoms...

That sounds like some really twisted $hit to me...


Sounds like wuss crap to me. I'd replace "Psycho" with something like Flowers of Flesh and Blood.
#40
jiffy extra chunky peanut butter, a leash, a dig whistle, a spiked collar, and a condom.
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