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#1
Sort of having a contest here over facebook and I started it with Heat of the Moment and then he did "starts with my toes and it crinkles my nose" (yeah i never knew it before now either). I dont wanna fail with something so I need to know like some song to comeback with, just anything with a bunch of sex lyrics.
#2
Sex rap?
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#3
Bret you got it going on by the flight of the conchords!!!

replace bret with your friends name, it will be hilarious


look it up on youtube
#5
Quote by IRONxPANTERA
Bret you got it going on by the flight of the conchords!!!

replace bret with your friends name, it will be hilarious


look it up on youtube


I did that a while back to my friend......


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#7
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"I Touch Myself" - Divinyls


Exactly what I was going to say
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Its not about the Radio its about talent, the front man has a bigger vocal range than Micheal Jackson and he can sing from heavey metal to high pitched ...No.12 on the top 20 under rated guitarists of ALL TIME...etc

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#9
I started this
It's all for me
What's yours is yours and mine is mine
That's plain to see
So give it up
I've got to have

I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW

Be aggressive
B-e aggressive
B-e a-g-g-r-e-s-s-i-v-e

What someone else
Would leave behind
And spit it out, let go to waste
I claim is mine
You're my flavor of the week

I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW

Tall and reckless
Ugly seed
Reach down my throat
You filthy bird
That's all I need
This empty pit
I've got to feed
To prove I'm fit
A healthy man I've got to be
Malnutrition, my submission
You're the master
And I take it on my knees
Ejaculation
Tribulation

I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW

Be aggressive
B-e aggressive
B-e a-g-g-r-e-s-s-i-v-e

Go, fight, go, fight, go, fight, win
#10
crazy on you- heart

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#12
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I cum Blood!


I see your "I Cum Blood" and I raise you a "Stripped, Raped & Strangled"
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#13
Electric Six- Gay Bar?
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#15
"Touch my skin, let the fun begin, once again
I hear your cries... Rise! Oh rise!"

Haha, Rainbow's "Hunting Humans." It's got a slow, "makin love" riff, and spine chilling guitar fills.
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#16
Ooh ooh! "Rape Me" by Nirvana

Or "You Raise Me Up" by Westlife (My girlfriend suggested that. I SWEAR TO FREAKING GOD!!)
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#18
"Afternoon Delight"
Even better if you're singing it to your relative. xD
(If you got that, I love you.)
We're all in the gutter.

(But some of us are looking at the stars.)
#19
every time we touch?
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#20
im waiting for the man by the velvet underground!
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Try covering some Neil Young songs, I mean, he's obviously not a girl but he's got more than enough estrogen to sound like one.
#23
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Electric Six- Gay Bar?

this
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#24
bringing sexy back - justin timberlake
Is your name Mike? Do you want to be everyone's friend? Do you look similar to lots of other people? If so click here

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Fucking win S&R!
#26
Quote by Axendancy
"I Touch Myself" - Divinyls


+1
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#27
That..lick my pussy and my crack song..Don't know what's called but it's hilarious to hear 7 year old boys singing along to.
#28
Quote by Starless_Eyes
"Afternoon Delight"
Even better if you're singing it to your relative. xD
(If you got that, I love you.)



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#29
raining men - the weather girls
i lost a bet to a friend and i had to sing it at a karyoke party
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Fucking win S&R!
#34
Turbo Lover by Priest! Though I'm pretty sure that was written for a guy anyway....
I've had Alzheimer's Disease for as long as I can remember.

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Pleasure2kill, you are a genius!
#35
"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down......"
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I love taking a nice dip of some horse shit, so good.
#36
Quote by thankyougermany
"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down......"

Damn you sir!


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#37
Backdoor Man - The Doors
I <3 bangoodcharlotte

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one time i let my cat has cheezburger. i thought it was pretty funny.
#39
Quote by TheCaptain777
I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside



+1
#40
Quote by Enigma829
every time we touch?


Me and one of my buddys to that while touching other people that are likely to get freaked out by it, meaning, people that aren't really comfortable about their identity or something. Good times.


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