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#1
So yeah, I know this is a ripoff of a ripoff of a ripoff, or whatever. But this is the choose your own adventure about a teen's school life. I'll try to add choices for answers that have actually happened. (man my school is pretty ****ed up.) Anyways, here we go...

It was the start of a new school year. You are going to be a freshman. Dang. Freshman year is the worst. On the bus ride you notice a girl you've never seen before. She's super hot, and you notice her staring at you. You...

A. Talk to her
B. Have your friend talk to her
C. Go sit by her
D. Sit by her and try to work your charm.

EDIT3: Designated Writers (DW) are
1. IKilledKenny
2. dandadog
3. tomthebomb01
4. LesPaulLeader8
5. Dinodrummer
6. --LP--
7. doomsday5567
8. dwnbowden

If you'd like to be a writer, send me a PM and write a short little story or something. Or just post one up here and say you'd like to be a DW. Then if your story's good enough, you can be a DW too!

CHARACTER LIST:

You: The hero of our story. Sometimes he has ****ty luck. He has lots of ladies around, but low self esteem. He might get some every now and then, but usually just ends up screwed over. A Freshman in High School.

Cassie: One of your loves. She is hot and you ask her out. Then you find out she is dating Erik. You've never done anything with her. A Freshman in High School.

Katie: Another one of your loves. She is also hot. You haven't asked her out, but you had (implied) sex. Which gets broken up when she storms off in a rage. A Freshman in High School.

Erik: Cassie's boyfriend. Not a main character, but mentionable. A Senior in High School.

Haven't checked it out yet (slooow computer) but this is the complete story uploaded to http://www.megaupload.com/?d=MP3F3N40 by dandadog
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Last edited by Rockstar729 at Aug 29, 2008,
#3
well...now I'd go talk to her.
1 year ago I'd just look away and feel sorry for myself xD
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#5
D. Hopefully this gets better.
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#6
D ftw
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#7
A, C, and D
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#9
D but remember your charm has to be at least 60 with your luck being 25 or higher
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#14
Kay so I was a DW in the old ones. I can write when you need a break, I lovedoing these things.
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#15
guitarhero_764, first off I gotta say you are my hero! I read yours and it was awesome until that other guy made it stupid. Anyways, yes it will get better...

D Wins!

You calmly and cooly sit in the seat next to her.
"You know I'm from the FBI, Fine Body Inspector, I'm gonna have to ask you to assume the position." As soon as those words are out you mentally slap yourself. What the hell do you think you are doing. You have no self-esteem and your pickup lines suck. Thankfully though she smiles and laughs at you.
"Aw, you're cute. Hey my name's Cassie and I'm new here. Do you think you can help me find my way around?"
"Sure thing!" You say. She leans in close to you and your mind is racing.
"Dang, how'd I end up with a girl like this?" You think to yourself. You glance at her and notice she's wearing short shorts and a low cut shirt. She dresses very, well, friendly. You think to yourself.
Suddenly you hear a loud voice shout, "Who the hell are you?" You are jerked from your thoughts and see your friend Katie standing there. Lately you and Katie have been closer.
Cassie just glares at Katie. "Me and my boyfriend are just talking."
Boyfriend? What the hell is this girl thinking you think to yourself. You say...

A. Nothing
B. I'm not your boyfriend!
C. Sorry Katie
D. Aren't we taking things to fast?

Sorry about how long that was. But is it okay so far?
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#16
Ragin87 okey dokey. I wanna write the first few ones, but with school and everything I have a lot of stuff to do. So you'll be the first to write when I pass it off.
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#17
Hard desicion but A
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#18
Great job Rockstar and Im gonna go with A
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#19
For Rockstar729

A.
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#21
Rockstar. I'd just say take A, and write with it. Idiots aren't going to join in until they see theirs a story developing.
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#22
Okay, to Lrn2play yep vote and i write more. gtg but back 2night and will add more.
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[thread="983897"]My Heart is a Hand Grenade[/thread]
#23
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I love how every girl in these is a total slut

A obv


Haha yeah man.

A
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#24
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I love how every girl in these is a total slut

A obv

Oh of course Guitarhero. They always gotta be a slut, These stories are like pornos/Erotic Novels. And its so much easier to keep people interested if teh sex is going to be happening.
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#26
lawl. that would be hillarious. So he's like gone. Should we keep it going?
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#29
But I'm doing my hair! lol.
K whatever. I can write if your not writing yet.
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Last edited by Ragin87 at Aug 23, 2008,
#31
A wins

***********

You sit quietly, listening to Cassie proclaim you as her boyfriend. You feel butterfly's in your stomach, now you had two girls like you. This was real progress. You were shaping into quite the man.

"Your boyfriend? Well what the **** about me? Huh?"

You turned to see Katie with a low cut shirt on, your eyes became mesmorized in her cleavage. You feel a boner begin to rise in your pants.

Oh shi- what now?

********

a) Stay silent.
b) "Hey Katie, she's just kidding."
c) Sneakily reach a hand down your pants for a fap.
d) "I've got a boner!"
e) Punch Katie in the face, "take that, bitch!"
f) Grab Katie's boob.
g) "Soz Katie, but Cassie is just too hawtz for j00."
h) "Someone make me a god damn sandwich!"
i) Hug Cassie
j) Get up and hug Katie
k) Pull your pants down and fap.
#33
I, itd be interesting



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#35
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A wins

***********

You sit quietly, listening to Cassie proclaim you as her boyfriend. You feel butterfly's in your stomach, now you had two girls like you. This was real progress. You were shaping into quite the man.

"Your boyfriend? Well what the **** about me? Huh?"

You turned to see Katie with a low cut shirt on, your eyes became mesmorized in her cleavage. You feel a boner begin to rise in your pants.

Oh shi- what now?

********

a) Stay silent.
b) "Hey Katie, she's just kidding."
c) Sneakily reach a hand down your pants for a fap.
d) "I've got a boner!"
e) Punch Katie in the face, "take that, bitch!"
f) Grab Katie's boob.
g) "Soz Katie, but Cassie is just too hawtz for j00."
h) "Someone make me a god damn sandwich!"
i) Hug Cassie
j) Get up and hug Katie
k) Pull your pants down and fap.


So it's to be another one of these eh?

There isn't one decent answer there. Sozy.
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#38
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My thoughts exactly.
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#39
A combination of C,D and F.

Who's suppose to be hotter Cassie or Katie we need pics.
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Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.