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last night sucked for me I had my girlfriend come over (hoping for something good to happen) but that was not the case instead we ended up watching the NOTEBOOK!!!! and if that wasent bad enough somehow my friends found out and are giving me **** for it but whatever makes the girl happy


anyone else have any stories like that
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Quote by ibanez41093
last night sucked for me I had my girlfriend come over (hoping for something good to happen) but that was not the case instead we ended up watching the NOTEBOOK!!!! and if that wasent bad enough somehow my friends found out and are giving me **** for it but whatever makes the girl happy


anyone else have any stories like that



Wow. You really got screwed man. Got to spend with your girlfriend. I'd wish for death if I were you.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#7
i'm gonna have to ride a horse soon.

I've never done that properly before...
#8
i never really listened to my girlfriend and just nodded to whatever she would say(HUGE mistake)one day it came back to bite me in the ass cuz she said something and i nodded then she proceeded to scream at me and not talk to me for 3 days, to this day i have no idea what she said
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Quote by IbanezDude6
i never really listened to my girlfriend and just nodded to whatever she would say(HUGE mistake)one day it came back to bite me in the ass cuz she said something and i nodded then she proceeded to scream at me and not talk to me for 3 days, to this day i have no idea what she said



That's the way. Good job man. I more or less did the same.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#10
Yesterday, I went to my friend's house. This girlfriend was there (His parents don't allow her in their house). His dad came home early and we had to precisely and secretly sneak her out.
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#11
She likes to dance, therefore I dance now.
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#12
lol i feel sorry for you man dont bother to ask her
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#13
I went in town today with a Girl I'm hoping to hook up with, except I wasn't feeling to good today, and said I apolgise if I... throw up, turned around, opened a wheelie bin and chucked. I never knew throwing up could be so funny... o.O
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So I, with a broomstick(Just in case) walk right where they can see me and I said:

"You kids ever taken a broom up the ass?"

The look on their face was priceless, and they ran, and I mean ran like a bat out of hell.
#15
We were in a movie once and a trailer came on for the Vegetales Movie. She smiled and said, "you know we're going to see that, right?" I laughed and was like "no way in Hell."


I wound up seeing it.
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Quote by soundgarden1986
She isn't my girlfriend, but I dyed my hair bleach blonde (my natural color is dark brown) because she wanted me to.


Wow. That's impressing. Girls love total pushovers.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
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Quote by soundgarden1986
She isn't my girlfriend, but I dyed my hair bleach blonde (my natural color is dark brown) because she wanted me to.

Dude, no offense but come on. Stand up for yourself.

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Quote by soundgarden1986
She isn't my girlfriend, but I dyed my hair bleach blonde (my natural color is dark brown) because she wanted me to.

Get in the sidecar. You're her bitch and she won't let you forget it. Unless you hit that.
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Quote by Colgate Total
No, because I don't have a girlfriend

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"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#22
one time me and my girlfriend ditched school and went to the park, and we started to have sex under a blanket, when in the middle of it, this old guy in charge of the park, and he starts telling us all things and crap, that we better not be doing what he thinks we are, and that he was gonna call the police and all this crap, so we stopped :[
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Quote by ibanez41093
last night sucked for me I had my girlfriend come over (hoping for something good to happen) but that was not the case instead we ended up watching the NOTEBOOK!!!! and if that wasent bad enough somehow my friends found out and are giving me **** for it but whatever makes the girl happy


anyone else have any stories like that

Man I'm a chick and even I don't like the Notebook... It's just pointless.. I only like the part where they fight and he slaps himself
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Quote by xyz66
one time me and my girlfriend ditched school and went to the park, and we started to have sex under a blanket, when in the middle of it, this old guy in charge of the park, and he starts telling us all things and crap, that we better not be doing what he thinks we are, and that he was gonna call the police and all this crap, so we stopped :[


Jesus christ get a room that's ****ing stupid. I applaud that old guy.
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Quote by xyz66
one time me and my girlfriend ditched school and went to the park, and we started to have sex under a blanket, when in the middle of it, this old guy in charge of the park, and he starts telling us all things and crap, that we better not be doing what he thinks we are, and that he was gonna call the police and all this crap, so we stopped :[



Why did you mention this when it's not what the TS is asking for?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#28
Quote by tim_mop
i'm gonna have to ride a horse soon.

I've never done that properly before...


I'm sure the horse will love it.
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You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

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Any proper relationship will involve sacrifice

buying "female products" as a dude is the worst...


I bought them for my sister once, the cashier just looked at me, and i acted as if nothing was wrong. (there wasn't really)
#34
The Notebook wasn't that bad actually...

My friend who is a girl made me put make-up and **** on... My girlfriend at the time got jelous as ****... lmfaooo what a dog.


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Quote by LazyLatinoRocke
Yesterday, I went to my friend's house. This girlfriend was there (His parents don't allow her in their house). His dad came home early and we had to precisely and secretly sneak her out.

Does she get mud on the carpets and hair or the sofas?
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Quote by ibanez41093
last night sucked for me I had my girlfriend come over (hoping for something good to happen) but that was not the case instead we ended up watching the NOTEBOOK!!!! and if that wasent bad enough somehow my friends found out and are giving me **** for it but whatever makes the girl happy


anyone else have any stories like that


I let my girlfriend put her finger up my arse whilst she straddled my **** as it was pissing in her **** whilst on my brothers bed all the while she moaned loud enough for my mother to hear in the next room. Does that count?
#37
I promised my girlfriend I'd go see MCR with her...
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#38
Quote by 67_67
I promised my girlfriend I'd go see MCR with her...


.....UNLUCKY!!!!!!!!!
Quote by Karvid
You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#40
Dressed up in drag and had sex in a grave yard.
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