#1
Post your weird funny or any sleepwalking story.I have 2.

-When I was sleeping apparantly I went into the computer room, turned it on, waited for the "windows noise", continued to laugh like peter went to take a piss flushed washed my hands,then collapsed on my bed..(computer left on).

-several times I would sleep in my room then I would wake up in the living room or other rooms like the bathroom.

I know about these because my family would tell me the next day (obviously).

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#5
Well, I have a few:
I woke up on the kitchen table.
I fell off the second bunk of a bunk bed, rolled underneath the bottom one, woke up and hit my head.


And the strangest one, I woke up in my neighbors yard, naked.
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#6
My girlfriend told me one night she stayed over,

that first i rolled all over the place, then pushed her when she tried to hug me, then went to dry ump her in my sleep then, but apparently the worst thing was that i talk in my sleep

god i hope one night i dont shout out something that'll drop me in it....

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#7
I sleep talk I'm not to be trusted in the mornings.
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#8
-My family's main computer used to be in my room a few years ago so sometimes I'd walk up to my brother and freak him out and the following morning, I'd remember nothing
-Some time ago when I had to wear retainers at night, I put them in, but the next morning, I didn't have them in my mouth anymore. A week later, I found them in a shirt that was crammed behind my bed. I'm still not sure how that happened
-Once, my brother told me that I had woken up at night, with my shirt off, and walked to the bathroom. On the way there, I had a conversation with him and then went back to bed and I couldn't remember anything about it the following day.
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#9
When i was about eleven my brother and i shared a bedroom, and one night apparently i started shouting about something then ran out of my bedroom and hit the railing for the stairs...i proceeded to fall down all of them. I woke up when that happened. scared the **** out of me.
#10
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#11
only when im drunk.
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#14
I enjoy a good bite-sized turtle now and then....
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#15
I woke up took a piss than passed out on my brothers door....standing up :O
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#17
One time I went to sleep at home and in my sleep I drove all the way to work like 30 min. Away I woke up sitting in my car 15 min late for work.
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#18
I went camping once and woke up and I was walking. I later found out I was 12 miles from where my camp site was.
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#20
I remembered that I was sleeping standing up next to the bathroom my friend came out and woke me up.
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#21
i went camping fell asleep in my cabin and woke up in another cabin
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#22
I don't really have any weird stories but ages 7-11 and even now sometimes. I would go to sleep in my bed and wake up in cupboard lol. I assume it's from sleepwalking.
#23
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-Some time ago when I had to wear retainers at night, I put them in, but the next morning, I didn't have them in my mouth anymore. A week later, I found them in a shirt that was crammed behind my bed. I'm still not sure how that happened


Haha that used to always happen to me too, I had to wear this thing after I got my braces off for 2 weeks, and I never made it a single night with it staying in my mouth, it'd always end up somewhere in my room
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#24
When I was around 6 my brothers were having a few friends over and I got up and walked into their room and almost stepped on some peoeple then continued to pull down my pants and try to piss behind the door when my brotehrs realized what I was doing they yelled at me so I went to their closet and tried to piss in there but then they oved me into the bathroom and I just kept saying " i have to go to the bathroom" and they said I was yelling t my brother when he put me in the bathroom because I had to go

Odd enough I remember that dream, there were like poeple walking in and out of the bathroom and I remember dancing because I had to piss