#1
Hello all,

This world in which we live in can be a confusing place and I wanted to start a thread which points out the things in this world that just don't make sense so we don't feel alone in the confusion.

Just as an example of what I mean:

Today I was watching TV and one of the commercials was for Disney on Ice presents Finding Nemo.

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but if Nemo was to be put on ice, he would inevitably die. I don't know about you, but if I had kids, I would not take them to see this innevitable massacre of several tropical/marine fish as it would probably mess them up for life.

Discuss my lovelies.
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You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#3
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that is awesome!!
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#4
Sucks to be him. Still, it'll keep him fresh until some bastard batters and fries him.
#9
This thread went well for the threadstarter.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#11
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This thread went well for the threadstarter.


Yes. I'm just getting continually more confused.

I knew this was a bad idea!
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You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#12
What song was it when you saw it playing?
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You'll Never Walk Alone
#14
Politics
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#16
These legends don't make sense.
Think I've found the evidence.
The yeti is my papa and he wants to protect.
Me!
#17
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+1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

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#18
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women in politics

Be fair, the men aren't all that great

#20
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Be fair, the men aren't all that great



But at least they are men
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#21
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some were


He wasn't even bulletproof.
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Rengori, I hereby name you GOD. Bow down fuckers.
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SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

Search for Artefact.
#23
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He wasn't even bulletproof.



Siegfried the dragonslayer wasn't even speer-proof, he still kicked ass.
#24
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He wasn't even bulletproof.



AND SO I WATCH YOU FROM AFAR

#25
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He wasn't even bulletproof.

Thats why 50 cent should be prez
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#26
The fact that talking on a handheld cellphone while driving is now illegal (at least in California, idk about other states), but texting isn't.
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#27
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He wasn't even bulletproof.


He wasn't all that great as a president either.

And nothing can ever beat the Darth Vader picture. Nothing makes less sense than that.
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stupid ppl (they're like slinkies, not good for much, but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs)

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Holy non-gender specific pronoun Batman!

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