Go into your spam folder of your e-mail and pick out the funniest titles. Heres what I got from mine

-Britney spears will play a mutant in a new movie
-Britney sues vagina for divorce (WTF!)
-MSNBC - is gay bishop gay enough?
-MSNBC - Bush and McCain dance ballet
damnit jmonk you made me lose the game
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-Britney sues vagina for divorce

that has made my day
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I'm bringing farts back!
"Penis Enhancement 100% Natural!"

they're trying to tell me something
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I like this guy, he's UG's Greek, and he just told your ass in two paragraphs. And I once spent 5 minutes watching his avatar.

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TS, you have the funniest spam ever!

Now deicide whether that's good or not...
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1)Paris hilton sold her soul to the devil, admits it on Larry King
2)Paris Hilton sucks - Zac Efron
3) Paris hilton to show beaver

I'm not making these up, why the hell do I get spam about Paris Hilton? I don't give a crap about her..
Am I the only one with good ones? Here I have a few more

-Britney out of the hospital and fighting for palestinian cause
-Britney Spears to study theoretical quantum physics at MIT
-MSNBC breaking news - Microsoft antispyware tool removes Internet Explorer (LOL)
-Paris Hilton tosses dwarf on the street.

And thats it for my funny ones
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why the hell do I get spam about Paris Hilton? I don't give a crap about her..

spam/junk inboxes are the window on the subconscious?
Kim Kardashian wants a lesbian tango with Britney Spears for $1 mil

Britney Spears will play a mutant in a new movie

Britney Spears: I Was Like a Nymphomaniac With NO Rubbers

Brad Pitt and Angelina are adopting Britney Spears

Britney Spears is dating Obama <- epic lulz
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spam/junk inboxes are the window on the subconscious?

Normally spam has to do with what you do on your computer, or sign your email address up for. Not sure though.
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my spam is pretty uninspiring lately

Paris Hilton's Prison Sweat to be Sold on e-Bay
Paris Hilton Abducted By Aliens?
Paris Hilton Returned By Aliens
Paris gets vagina insured!
Paris Hilton covered in excrement

TV presenter sets fire to Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton: Professor maxwell showed me his penis during dinner! Gross!
Paris Hilton: Harvard love my cooter!
Paris Hilton in Crack-In-Arse scandal
Paris Hilton's vagina bites mailman!
Paris Hilton makes me feel horny says Britney Spears

I'm truely horrified...
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Single CHRISTIANS Want to MEET You (ummmm)
Dumb and poor? Here's a simple way to make MONEY! (i dont think thats a good way to get customers)
View Pic's Of Local Black Singles (ummmm)
POLICE OFFICERS NEEDED IN YOUR AREA! 8/23/08 (i just found this one random)
Would you meet me tonight if I was SPICY or if I was SWEET? (i wonder if this is another black single)

Try new Premium Bacon Mac ‘N Cheese – Only $12.99! (i wish this wasnt spam mail)
Do You Have Cottage Cheese Thighs? Captiva Can Help. (apparently spammers think im fat)
Your home may be broken into today (locks door)
DO YOU REMEMBER EATING THIS? (see what i mean)