#1
Attn: Winner,

We are pleased to inform you that your email address was indicated and was drawn,also attached to a ticket number 001768432463 with serial numbers FTS/8070337201/06 and drew the lucky numbers 15-22-24-48-50-37(30) which subsequently won you 1,000,000.00 (One Million Great Britain Pounds).from the U.K The draws was registered as Draw number one was conducted in Brockley, on the 22nd August 2008.Find below the details of the Claims deptt and contact him with the following details for verifications:1.FULL NAME,2.FULL ADDRESS,3.NATIONALITY,4.AGE,5.OCCUPATION,6.MOBILE/TELEPHONE NUMBER,
7.DATE OFWINNING AWARD, 8. SEX,9.TOTAL AMOUNT WON,10.SERIAL AND LUCKY NUMBERS

NAME: Mr Albert Thomas
EMAIL: mralbertthomas010@hotmail.com


someone wants to rape me..
#3
i thought pounds werent in use anymore...?
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#4
People who win big contests are more than likely to go into debt. Just pay your rent, get a Rickenbacker or two...
#5
Nice
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#10
Are you all serious...? ^

No, you're not.
ha
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#11
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i thought pounds werent in use anymore...?
#12
congrats dude, good luck with the whole rape thing. im sure itll work out fine. if that guy has all that money hell prolly take u to dinner after he rapes u
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your dick understands and accepts this, and is willing to just move on.
#14
Missile base here we come...
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#17
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Its probably fake.


O RLY!!

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#18
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1,000,000 lbs. of what?
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1,000,000 lbs of man meat of course.
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#20
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Its probably fake.


... no **** sherlok.
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my dick is generally better than yours, and is more pleasing to look at and hold.
your dick understands and accepts this, and is willing to just move on.
#21
Obvious scam is obvious.

What really got me is how they're using a hotmail account.

Anyone thinking what I'm thinking?
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#24
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lol oops...
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You win for making me really laugh.

add that:
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#26
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hm... you think its real?




Jeeeez

Of course it's fake!
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#27
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i thought pounds werent in use anymore...?


Oh dear.
#28


'all i need is your sort code an bank account details and we can transfer the monies straight away sir'
#29
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Its probably fake.



I always wonder why the messages are in all capital letters. Well, I guess in this case it isn't, but you know what I mean.
sup?
#30
Yeah, If I had that money, I would have more guitar stuff than I knew what to do with...

Good Job, Mate.
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#31
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Yeah, If I had that money, I would have more guitar stuff than I knew what to do with...

Good Job, Mate.



You're not serious right...
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#33
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Here you go


jokes referencing popular comedy shows is one thing racism is another dude
#36
It doesn't look like there is any information there that they could steal your identity with, so congrats man!



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#37
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haha I remember that!



It did sound familiar. What is it from?
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#39
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Someone posted a news article a while ago about these kids, one of which stole his father's credit card and used to buy food and stuff, and they hired 10 hookers to come around to play halo.


I call bollocks on that.

"Son, what did you do with those 10 hookers"

"Er, we played Halo, honest."
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