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#2
"Im not telling you this because I want to impress you.. but I am Batman."

and really...
#5
Sloganizer came up with: "Can you feel it? Steve."

Pick-up line: "If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

pretty good
This is my signature. There are many like it but this one is MINE.
#6
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"Im not telling you this because I want to impress you.. but I am Batman."

and really...



I got the same the first time i clicked it...random?
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Otherkid your a genius



Silence is Golden But Duck Tape Is Silver

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#7
I put Penis in...... and got.......

Malignant Penis and the Empire. LMAO
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I love taking a nice dip of some horse shit, so good.
#8
Quote by otherkid
I got the same the first time i clicked it...random?



the link leads you to that line, there isn't like a homepage so I just went with the first one
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Way to show everybody up jackass.

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#9
* Decrepit Weiner
* Delightful Weiner
* Weiner Inflatable
* Grandpa Of The Weiner History
* Weiner Knee
* Sensual Weiner And The Slimy Sadness
* Sniffing Weiner
* Civil Weiner
* Hardly Weiner
* Weiner Button
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Way to show everybody up jackass.

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#10
all on the sloganizer

"Don't play with fire, play with dick"

"Be young, have fun taste cum"

"rape, the smart choice"

"rape- get ready"
Last edited by black_phyre at Aug 23, 2008,
#11
Quote by Exo M7
the link leads you to that line, there isn't like a homepage so I just went with the first one


ohhhh.

i got this then

Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.

#12
I typed "Ass" in the sloganizer and i couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes...

«Don't play with fire, play with Ass.»

and it kept getting funnier and funnier with each click, until my stomach started to hurt HA
#13
Alright I did the Sloganizer one.

Typed in John Petrucci.

First thing I get is this:

"Nothing is faster than John Petrucci."


How awesome is that?


Upon doing it with other words, I realized this is a hilarious site.
Oh no he just divided by zero again...*gets sucked into vortex*

Originally Posted by Sirwinston89
whoa man this is turning into the Dream Theater appreciation thread!!! If only every thread kicked this much ass!


You're welcome
Last edited by matx33 at Aug 23, 2008,
#14
"Cum juggling thunderc**t extra dry"

hahaha
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Otherkid your a genius



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#16
Sloganizer - "There's a bit of Poon in all of us" "Poon - Just do it!" "Poon - Say More, Do More" "It's Time to think about Poon"
Band name - Hot Pink Poon, Getting Poon, Shaved Poon, Crusty Poon, Sore Poon, Fresh Poon, Butt-ugly Poon, Flabby Poon, Delicious Poon all hiliarious.


http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=evilnamer

Thers a new one. It's an evil name generator. Theres some other ones on that site too. Funniest one i got out of it was "The Bash Masher"
Last edited by HeavyMetaldude at Aug 23, 2008,
#18
I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?
Whats the longest word?


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smiles

because theres a mile between the two s's!


/killme
#19
fap, in touch with tomorrow
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#20
«Russell What the F*ck is what the world was waiting for.»
«And on the eighth day, god created surprise buttsex.»
«There's a little bit of anal lube in all of us.»
and from the pickup lines:

I have a 13 inch dick. Remember this. There will be an oral exam on it later.
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You have to paint it specifically alpine white? Damn, they are real colour-nazis in Berlin.
oh wait...

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But I don't cum blood.
Unless by "cum blood" you mean "have white hair on my balls".
In which case,
yes, I do cum blood.
Last edited by Crackity_Jones at Aug 23, 2008,
#21
From the sloganiser,

"Dick: A female force"
"Fap: Love it or leave it"
"Don't worry, fap will save you"
"Anyone can handle masturbation"
"69 - Your personaly entertainer"
"Surprise buttsex is back" <
"The queen buys Condoms."
"Passion for pussy"
"Naughty little pussy"
#22
Insult generator is ****ing hilarious:

Nice hairband, you mother****ing chicken ****er.
Nice AIDS, you repugnant deep-throating ****biscuit.
Nice skin condition, you cum dumpster.
Nice silk tie, you disgusting dungeons-and-dragons playing fat turd sniffer.
Nice spectacles, you white-haired spasticated arsehole.
Nice pony tail, you stupid alcoholic ****head.
Nice thermos flask, you ****.
Nice pushchair, you inbred billy-no-mates.
Nice thermos flask, you pile of **** scrapings.
Nice dog leash, you dog rapist.
Nice suitcase, you knicker-cheese.
Nice walking stick, you chicken ****er.
Nice burberry cap, you bed-wetting flat-footed nerd.
Nice pubes, you single parent.
#23
«penis keeps going, and going, and going...
«I wish i was a penis.»
«Nonstop penis.»
«My penis beats everything.»
«penis is good for you.»
«penis, stay in touch.»
«Up, up, and away with penis.»
«penis, in touch with tomorrow.»
«penis, the secret of women.»
«The queen buys penis.»
«Kick ass with penis!»
«penis on the outside, tasty on the inside.»
«Naughty little penis.»
«penis, whiter than the whitest!»

I put penis in the Sloganizer and those all were generated.


/thread.
He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.

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Music isn't the Olympics. It's not about showing other people what you can do with a piece of wood in your hands that has strings on, it's about making sounds that are good.
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#24
My favorite random band name is Ivori of the Laced, that just sounds cool

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#25
* Penis Ladder
* Penis Orgy
* Filtered Grouchy
* Penis Bicycle
* Returning Penis
* Penis Korea
* Penis Of The Crooked Cranapple
* Former Penis
* Penis Of The Fine
* Penis Yucky


What the **** are these people on?!
#26
Dickwart Lady
Dickwart Salsa Of The Intimate Sunday
Dickwart Addiction And The Baby
Dickwart Daughter
Sensual Dickwart And The Shaved Zenith

#27
the sloganizer reminds me of something my brother and i joked about.

we would make a company that makes bratwursts and we would call the company "Boner". then the commercials would have someone with a voice like Sean Connery saying "Nothing beats a thick, juicy Boner!"


So do you ****, suck and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak?
Excuse me, but does this sound like chloroform to you?
Last edited by dudius at Aug 24, 2008,
#28
From Insult Generator:

Nice pizza delivery bike, you cum dumpster.
Nice baseball cap, you post-op prolapsed anus.
Nice blue rinse, you smegma-laden wank-pole.
Nice ginger hair, you flat-footed alcoholic vegetable.
Nice monocle, you spunk-bubble.

My favorite

Nice panini, you f**kbiscuit.

Edit - Sloganizer:
Be alive with Anal Lube.
Anal Lube - get ready.
Make yourself at home with Anal Lube.
Where's your Anal Lube?
...
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=--
.............|
...........

an unsaturated fattylolcid.
Last edited by arizonagt at Aug 24, 2008,
#29
Sloganizer:

Naughty little bit.ch
Free carpet eating
My meat beats everything
Halleluja, it's a mammogram
I want more, I want my co.ck in your a.ss
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Bums to the ground when rilakam's around.
#30
"The Mangina universe."


Says it all really.

Also, from the band name generator "Screaming Bolt Of The Shameless Bison"
#33
Do you know what part of the tongue registers the "salty taste? Why don't you blow me and find out?

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want.

Show me your pussy and you will get some popcorn!

Excuse me, have I ****ed you yet?


These are all terrible. No wonder these guys are nerds who maintain a ****ty website. Their pickup lines suck.

From the sloganiser,

"Dick: A female force"
"Fap: Love it or leave it"
"Don't worry, fap will save you"
"Anyone can handle masturbation"
"69 - Your personaly entertainer"
"Surprise buttsex is back" <
"The queen buys Condoms."
"Passion for pussy"
"Naughty little pussy"


I see this becoming a new meme.
Last edited by 'Leviathan' at Aug 24, 2008,
#34
RUSSEL WHAT THE ****? for your health.
Break through with RUSSEL WHAT THE ****?.
Don't get in the way of RUSSEL WHAT THE ****?.
Nice duck in hoi sin sauce wrap, you felching wanker.
Nice blue rinse, you silly bastard.
Nice ginger hair, you prostitute.
Nice eye make-up, you spasticated downie.
Nice bacon sandwich, you windowlicker.
Nobody doesn't like FASTER TOM RUN!
Nothing is faster than FASTER TOM RUN!

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I didn't find it that funny when I saw myself doing him in missionary position...

Quote by Oblivion_Rps
I was having sex with a female dolphin. In the dream I was like:
"YEEEEEEEAAAARGH I'M SCREWIN' A FEMALE DOLPHIN!!!" and when I woke up I was like:
"... wtf"
#35
Sloganiser gave me this absolute gem.

"With a name like penis, it must be good"


haha

And because I'm so immature, I put in vagina.

"You don't want vagina as your enemy!"

And then this.
"Homo makes your day."

Win!
#36
"You don't want vagina as your enemy!"


That reminded me of the movie Teeth...oh god, sloganizer is right.
#37
Quote by sum_ugly_man
That reminded me of the movie Teeth...oh god, sloganizer is right.


Don't worry, fap will save you.

#38
Quote by 'Leviathan'
Don't worry, fap will save you.




I commend you sir Leviathan, that was beautiful.
#39
" Dick is a female force "



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#40
Slogan generator-
Discover the world of BDSM.
All you need is BDSM.
BDSM takes good care of you.
Go farther with BDSM.
There's lots of fun in BDSM.
BDSM is my world.
BDSM empowers you.
BDSM - a class of it's own
Feel it - BDSM!
BDSM, since 1845.
BDSM is better than chocolate.
Make yourself at home with BDSM.
BDSM - a safe place in an unsafe world!
Once BDSM, always BDSM.
I'd sleep with BDSM.
BDSM. The power on your side.
Up, up and away with BDSM.
God made BDSM.
No BDSM, no kiss.
t's time to think about BDSM.
BDSM - Xtending service.
Kick ass with BDSM!
BDSM. Making people sucessful in a changing world.
Things go better with BDSM.
Call a friend, call BDSM.

I think BDSM is the perfect Sloganizer word, almost every result is funny.

If you're wondering why I used BDSM, I was listening to "Goddess Bound" by Protest the Hero.
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Rengori, I hereby name you GOD. Bow down fuckers.
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SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

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