#1
Me and some coworkers were having a discussion at work today.

How much would we need to be payed to give Brad Pitt (or any other guy) a blowjob.

We got answers ranging from $1 billion to $40 and a tank of gas.

What say you, Pit? How much to give the sucky-sucky to the Pittster?
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I'd do it for free.
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free, hes hot
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Hrm. That depends entirely on whether or not he just banged Angelina Jolie.



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#9
Well, Brad Pitt is pretty hot and i'm assuming he has a decent sized ****. So I guess that depends on if i'm feel like sucking a penis that day.
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#10
i wouldnt give brad pitt a blowjob
im not gay
but tyler durden on the other hand
then we can talk
#11
to answer my own question:

that free tank of gas looks pretty good right now.

especially if it's that premium s**t.
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nah nah you guys got it all wrong, you ask him for a million bucks, cuz thats easily affordable for a star like him. and then you have some guy video tape it, sell it to the tabloids for millions, and then blackmail it back to mr. pit to buy it from you again. all together making billions of dollars. idk, sounded like a good idea so i ran with it
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#15
i would not.

EDIT: and, before you go naming prices, would Brad Pitt even want a blowjob from you?
#16
would i have to finish the job?

i would do it for 1000 bux if it means getting to do it with angelina jolie afterwards
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#19
i love seeing about half the pit say they would do it for nothing....


i would need atleast 10K
#23
I'd pay around 3k to give Brad Pitt a blowj-

Oh, wait.

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i wouldnt give brad pitt a blowjob
im not gay
but tyler durden on the other hand
then we can talk


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#25
though i can recognize him as an attractive guy without girls telling me so, i havent seen a dude who i would be gay for.

that aside, i would do it for maybe 100k. but if he asked me to marry him, i'd do that, the dude's fckin rich!
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Me and some coworkers were having a discussion at work today.

How much would we need to be payed to give Brad Pitt (or any other guy) a blowjob.

We got answers ranging from $1 billion to $40 and a tank of gas.

What say you, Pit? How much to give the sucky-sucky to the Pittster?


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i would do it for free, then blackmail him. not only having his celebrity status at stake, but i'm a minor


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I'd charge at least $70.
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i would do it for free, then blackmail him. not only having his celebrity status at stake, but i'm a minor

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#31
at least 500k, maybe 250k
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what?
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but i would tongue **** angelina jolies asshole for 5 bucks


Are you kidding? I'd PAY to tongue her asshole.
#36
$500 tops

and I'd do it enthusiastically and say "Thanks" a lot.