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Okay there's alot of threads about good and bad dreams, here's a thread about dreams where when you wake up, you're dissapointed that it was just a dream.

Here's the one I woke up from 2 hours ago: it's the first day of school (we star school on the 3rd of September) and there's a bunch of new girls (this is also true, there will be alot of new girls), I meet a girl who I STRAIGHT AWAY start liking, she's really cool and likes me to, she speaks English (rare coz I go to a Freanch school blurgh) and we start going out, but this girl's personnality was really great,

I was kinda diappointed to wake up and find out it was just a dream, so I guess good dreams usually are bad dreams.

share your stories.


(inb4 searchbar and rape jokes lol)
#2
Some random girl (quite nice looking) starting giving me a random handjob in some weird theater place, and as her head leans down towards my manhood, my alarm goes off.
Bloody work...
#6
i dreamt last night i was at a party hooking up with Elizabeth Banks.
it was hot

when i woke up i was like "awwww "
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(inb4 searchbar and rape jokes lol)


i didn't realise you could do the inb4 joke when your the thread starter
#8
I had a dream the other night about having mad gay sex with a friend of mine that I haven't seen in ages.

I'm seeing him tomorrow though...should I tell him?
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I'm super cereal! Well I haven't had any about sexing that I actually was dissapointed about the day after. Usually about ex'es or something. Then I wake up and I'm like 'Phew, glad it was only a dream'
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I had a dream the other night about having mad gay sex with a friend of mine that I haven't seen in ages.

I'm seeing him tomorrow though...should I tell him?


I vote... no.
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I had a dream the other night about having mad gay sex with a friend of mine that I haven't seen in ages.

I'm seeing him tomorrow though...should I tell him?





Thats the sort of question i expect to appear in one of those random threads that pops up....and the onlu answers you get are rape etc.
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#14
I had a dream where I got a top hat from a paper plus store, and it was a genuine old fashioned one, it was pretty sweet.


Not like that fag Slash's one
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I had a dream where I was living in the future (automatic doors, computers in the windows, flying cars etc.) and I had teh secks with this chick and then she wanted me to stick it in her butt (seriously) and then what I can only guess was the future equivalent of the Thought Police from 1984 arrested me on suspicion of statutory rape.

Another dissapointer was the one when I dreamed I picked up Chinese Democracy the day it came out, and no shit, my brother dies, so I have to wait until after his impromptu funeral to listen to it, but I wake up a few seconds before the funeral starts.

Another great one, I was being taught how to fly. Fuck it was cool. I kept waking up in 20 minute intervals, each time forcing myself back to sleep, so that I can finish my training and use it IRL. The guy runs me through the theory (I can't remember it now ), then gets on a hill and I start running and he tells me to jump and I WAKE UP. Goddam.

The worst one was when my band was touring with Megadeth, Dave Mustaine comes out introduces us, we play Peace Sells, then he says "Now this is what you fuckers all came to hear!", the rest of my band comes out (can't remember the band name ) and the crow starts cheering for us. Then Dave says "This is the song I dreamt of writing! You guys should be proud of yourselves!". I figure we've written the Master Of Puppets for the new millenium, when the drummer starts tapping his sticks, some weird bass line comes in, it builds, up and I'm trying to hear this song that "I" wrote, it finally kicks in with a long powerchord, Dave is nodding at me, the whole crowd is nuts, and I don't know wtf I'm supposed to do, so I just hit the power chord again, and the song continues on, and I WAKE UP AGAIN.

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Some random girl (quite nice looking) starting giving me a random handjob in some weird theater place, and as her head leans down towards my manhood, my alarm goes off.
Bloody work...

I had that same dream except in a hot tub instead of a theater place.
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That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

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#17
Sex dreams and guitar dreams. By guitar dreams I mean like, dreams where I had a really nice 62 strat and a really nice marshall stack and a bunch of other stuff. And then ofcourse theres the gig dreams. Like where you're playing in front of thousands of people and they all love it. Those dreams are always very dissapointing when you wake up.
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Sex dreams and guitar dreams. By guitar dreams I mean like, dreams where I had a really nice 62 strat and a really nice marshall stack and a bunch of other stuff. And then ofcourse theres the gig dreams. Like where you're playing in front of thousands of people and they all love it. Those dreams are always very dissapointing when you wake up.

Personally I like those dreams that are combination of the two (by that I mean something like getting blown while playing guitar in front of a thousand people, not ****ing a guitar). Much more satisfying and disappointing at the same time.
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My girlfriend giving me an awesome blowjob.

Days later I found out she doesn't like them...



aww unlucky mate

i love my girl, she doesn't like it but she still does it because she knows i love it


i've had some pretty cool adventure dreams like i was in a field and had to dig up a bomb or something and i woke up and was like 'i want to know why! i'm sleeping again!' so it turned out it was going to destroy everyone i know, no body else just people i know, so i found the bomb and flew (yes i could fly at this point) across the river (no idea where it came from) and got to the otherside.

I woke up again and still wanted to find out what happened so i made myself fall back to sleep, in the end i rescued all of my friends and the queen (who wasn't the queen she was some random hot girl who was the queen... not sure why) gave me money lol

i wish it was real



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#23
I thought this thread would be about dreams you woke up from thinking "that was a very boring dream"

I once had a dream I was talking to my friend on msn, a completely standard conversation. How dull.
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#25
I once dreamt about doing a chick. I kind of lost my boner in the middle of it and then we just kind of sat there bored
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#26
I have this recurring dream where my girlfriend goes to bed with me... then I wake up and the morning and she's not there.

I also had this one when I was five... I always, always wanted one of those electric ride-on cars. I'd go to sleep, then the dream would be exactly like 00:40 in this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdqviG9pZ4w

Then I'd wake up.
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I have this recurring dream where my girlfriend goes to bed with me... then I wake up and the morning and she's not there.

I also had this one when I was five... I always, always wanted one of those electric ride-on cars. I'd go to sleep, then the dream would be exactly like 00:40 in this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdqviG9pZ4w

Then I'd wake up.


lol the gf one is bad, just invite her to sleep over and then the problem is solved.
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I had this dream/nightmare once that I was about to have gay sex with this guy, he was bent over and everything... And I said, "ok im going to put a comdom on" and he scoffed and said "Pft Comdom?!"
and I was like "Well I dont want any pooo or **** touchin my dick so..."
And then I saw this wierd pointy thing, and i think it was meant for urethral insertions lying on a table and yeah I woke up.
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i use to have this dream where i would find a pound coin on the floor and kept on finding them everywhere until i had loads, only to be disappointed when i woke up
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I was in a forest somewhere, like on a picnic with some old man and my mates mum... i was like 6... but after we ate the old man said he had a present for me he gave me pokemon yellow... i went ****ing nuts but then my mum came and woke me up coz i was screaming in my sleep i was so disappointed that i didnt actually own pokemon yellow
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i use to have this dream where i would find a pound coin on the floor and kept on finding them everywhere until i had loads, only to be disappointed when i woke up


Yeah, that's another one I have.

You get really excited thinking about what you're going to buy, you wake up and you're like, so I'm gonna get....dammit.
#34
I had a dream I was walking down the stairs and I fell, but instead of hitting the ground I started to fly
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#36
two nights ago i had a dream where i was over at some kid's house for a birthday party or something (didn't care about the kid or his birthday, but i was there) and when i was outside the kid's house, i ran into David Letterman. I was like "hey, david letterman!" and he was like "hey!" and he went to shake my hand, and i was like "Dave, come on, a hug's a much better way to greet someone!" so we gave each other a good man to man hug, you know, like the italians, and then he had to go do something i guess, and suddenly i was inside the kid's house being bored.

after the party we were trying to move some tables or something, and then suddenly Letterman showed up again and he was like "what's going on?" and i was like "we can't get these tables moved" or something like that, and i was like thinking "damn, why do i have to be stuck here at this party when i could be doing something with Letterman. I wish we could go get a drink or something, but if i told him i wanted to ditch out on this kid who i don't even know and don't know how Letterman knows' birthday party, then Letterman will be like "oh, you're a bad friend, i don't want to be associated with you."
So i just kept the dream going and let Letterman slip out again, and i wasn't exactly lucid, but i did know kinda that i could've made him come back if i could have just focused. Anywho, i never got to chat it up with David Letterman, even though I'm sure we would've really hit it off.


I love you, David Letterman...
#38
I used to have dreams when I was little where I'd go into Toys 'r' Us, and the manager of the store would give me all their Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh cards for free.

Then I'd wake up.
#39
Yea it's happened lots of times. Like a couple of times I've had dreams where my parents bought me cool stuff like new guitars, amps, effects and I would wake up only to realize it was all a dream and I'm still stuck with my crappy ibanez.
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#40

Another great one, I was being taught how to fly. Fuck it was cool. I kept waking up in 20 minute intervals, each time forcing myself back to sleep, so that I can finish my training and use it IRL. The guy runs me through the theory (I can't remember it now ), then gets on a hill and I start running and he tells me to jump and I WAKE UP. Goddam.



imma call bs on this one. the reason is from what i've studied about dreams is that you have 5-10 minute dreams every hour and a half.
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