#1
who would it be. Which person best represnts the pit... it could be a UGer or a celeb or just anybody really.

Inspiration from that if the pit had a smell thread.

I would say that guy of mock the week franky boyle, that guy doesnt care what he says and is epicly funny.

PS. used searchbar couldnt find anything bit if its been done close it
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#3
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You close it. This has been done



this.


and kensai
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Isn't it odd, that Iron Man is a superhero, whereas "iron, woman!" is a command?



EAT MY ASS AND BALLS.
#6
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What a surprise.


Not really.
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#7
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Not really.

i know...




i fail.
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Isn't it odd, that Iron Man is a superhero, whereas "iron, woman!" is a command?



EAT MY ASS AND BALLS.
#12
It wouldn't be a person, it would be a giant, icy hot rubbing, barrel rolling, lolwutting, whammying without a whammy bar for the lulz, monkey who plays guitar to pick up chicks except he just rapes them in the end anyway because he sucks at guitar because he attacks other players shortcomings.


Something like this.
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Slash is trash

I has golfclaps!
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Lmao, your avatar earns you a golf clap.
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#13
billy bob thorton

cus hes a douche

and so is the pit
but in a good kinda way
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Yep, it's Soviet UG versus bdfs05.

good luck.

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When you're in the Pit, substitute any valid, reasonable answer with one of the following: fap, smoke pot, drink alcohol, rape, and/or murder.
#15
either Kensai or Frenchy.

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#16
Gilbert Godfried
May the Schwartz be with us! 2012



MAL


Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


#17
I say it would be an annoying kid that is always repeating things he hears online because he thinks it makes himself look "cool".

Prove me wrong.
#18
You know that guy that sits at the back of every class and talks to no one, but thinks he's the coolest kind in the school? Yeah, him.
Dickless.
#19
you know that metal head at guitar center that always has the amped cranked up shredding his balls off on a razorback? yep, thats the pit
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#20
George Carlin.
I read somewhere that 77% of the mentally ill live in poverty. I'm more interested in the 23% who are apparently doing quite well for themselves.
#21
after jack off jill's thread from today, i would say him
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#22
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It wouldn't be a person, it would be a giant, icy hot rubbing, barrel rolling, lolwutting, whammying without a whammy bar for the lulz, monkey who plays guitar to pick up chicks except he just rapes them in the end anyway because he sucks at guitar because he attacks other players shortcomings.


Something like this.



This. Except it would be a Pear with a Shoop da Whoop face. Chargin' his memes.
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#23
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I say it would be an annoying kid that is always repeating things he hears online because he thinks it makes himself look "cool".

Prove me wrong.


No u
#27
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you know that metal head at guitar center that always has the amped cranked up shredding his balls off on a razorback? yep, thats the pit


if you add 'but actually sucks balls in a horrific manner' then you've probs nailed it
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(oh! maybe some one will sig that witty comment! maybe not...)
#28
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You know that guy that sits at the back of every class and talks to no one, but thinks he's the coolest kind in the school? Yeah, him.

Hey!


I am cool
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he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#29
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#33
It would be that guy
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#35
A big combination of what people have said today. I believe Hitler is appropriate due to the racism, Larry The Cable Guy/George Carlin due to the lulz, Geeky kid due to the amount of time we spend on the internet, plus the person that goes into a guitar shop to test an amp and plays "Sweet Dreams" by Marilyn Manon because its the only song he knows. Oh ya, and he would be equipped with a chloroform rag and asks people to smell the rag.
#36
If the pit were a person, he'd have some serious ****ing schizophrenia.
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Bitches be Crazy.

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