#3
Porn.
Need Singing Advice?; Read the first page then ask questions.

Quote by punkman_123
Damn Auals, you're messed up. :P


Quote by ZanasCross
This just reminded me of the time that my brother in law texted his mom on the night after his wedding. All it said was "Consummated."
#4
This needs a poll.

Porn.
PICTURE YOURSELF IN A BOAT ON A RIVER
WITH TANGERINE TREES AND MARMALADE SKIES...
#5
Infomercials for porn.
The arena is empty except for one man,
Still driving and striving as fast as he can.
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up,
And long ago somebody left with the cup,
But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns...
#6
Quote by Davus
Infomercials for porn.


Porn about informercials.
Need Singing Advice?; Read the first page then ask questions.

Quote by punkman_123
Damn Auals, you're messed up. :P


Quote by ZanasCross
This just reminded me of the time that my brother in law texted his mom on the night after his wedding. All it said was "Consummated."
#7
Quote by Auals
Porn about informercials.



OHHH, SWIFFER MOP, SHOVE THAT PLASTICKY HANDLE INTO MY OVENMASTER!
The arena is empty except for one man,
Still driving and striving as fast as he can.
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up,
And long ago somebody left with the cup,
But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns...
#8
Quote by skvvisgaar
You have to paint it specifically alpine white? Damn, they are real colour-nazis in Berlin.
oh wait...

Quote by Eighteen4Ever
But I don't cum blood.
Unless by "cum blood" you mean "have white hair on my balls".
In which case,
yes, I do cum blood.
Last edited by Crackity_Jones at Aug 24, 2008,
#12
Porn.
Quote by 20cdndollars
You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#13
not porn, da porn ownzzzzzz

it can be in the worst
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#16
"Megalo-who?!"
thanks Crackity Jones, that was pure awesome
#17
Brothers in arms: Earned in blood
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#18
Quote by cakeandpiemofo
Arachnopheliac Porn.


I thought we were leaving that in the threads about spiders.

Seriously guys, and I thought BDSM was weird.
#19
Quote by Kensai
Brothers in arms: Earned in blood


Ah yes. Pornos about guys doing girls causing the girls to lose their virginity.

Classic.


But seriously, porno. Though some infomercials are absolutely pathetic.