#1
Well i found one of my friends on myspace and we were talking and he asked me what i thought about his band. I havent replied because his band sounds really horrible. Theyre new so i can understand them being crappy but jeeze this is bad. what should i tell him?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=366598322
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#3
Tell him that they aren't really your style or what you'd typically listen to.
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#4
I can do it for you.
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#7
Kill them all, its the only way to scrape their awfulness from history.
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#9
at first it sounded okay... then I heard vomiting...

just tell him that you don't like it... be a man
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#12
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lol i know. ok so i forgot to mention one little detail. all of these guys know that i love metal so if i tell them that its not my thing theyll see passed it. i really want to make them good without sounding like a condescending ass hole
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#13
just say it isnt your style and add in a little constructive criticism. like "Oh i liked the intro to this song, but then the lyrics didnt really keep the feel"
#15
lie...?
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#16
my band is worse
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#17
Holy fuzz Batman,
also *our.


Just tell the kid you think his band is good, it's a white lie, the same as 'do you think my bum looks good in this?'.
#19
Say this:

"Wow that's pretty good.

For a group of deaf retards who picked up their first instruments an hour ago."
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#20
they all need to die.
then you wount have to tell them.
and they wount have to make ****ty music anymore.
#21
Prelude is an alright song.. The vocals are horrible and the guitar has fizz out the ass, but it's pretty original.

Except that, it's short.. REALLY short.
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#23
lol thanks guys
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#24
They're not that bad actually. They've got some effin' ugly distortion on the lead guitar but thats about it for their problems I'd say
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#25
"playing hardcore music is BRUTAL heha!!!!!!"

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#27
I only could hear through half a minute of that crap. It's like they have no idea they're playing with eachother and are just jamming around on their instruments while the singer is trying to crap out a big **** but can't stretch his anus wide enough to get it through...

Feel free to quote me when telling him how you feel.
#28
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Just tell him you cant open the link...problem solved.

+1000000

this.

it would be sort of true because my link actually isnt working
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