#6
"IMA GET THE DELUXE REGISTRATION FO SHO!"

that's hilarious...
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#7
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#8
my hands are im a 2nd degree blackbelt in TKD and a mixed martial artist
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#9
Finally.....

I've been scared walking around without my hands registered
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#10
I am SO doing this...
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#11
That registry list is the list of people not to **** with when you're in the respective state!
#12
hahaha this would be a awesome birthday present!
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#13
Why the hell would you do that? It just means you get longer in prison if you beat the **** outta someone.
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#14
Quote by cakemonster91
Why the hell would you do that? It just means you get longer in prison if you beat the **** outta someone.

+1 I was just about to say that.

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#15
These are weapons of mass turbation.


FUCK, that was low.
I need to get some sleep.
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#16
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These are weapons of mass turbation.


FUCK, that was low.
I need to get some sleep.

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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#18
Ha i would SO do this lol

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And whats the point of that?
They're just gonna repeat every single last one of those annoying jokes we've all heard like a thousand times

"Ahhh you said Chuck Norris, your freakin hillarious! "
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#19
wow
You could like kick people's asses, and be all "I HAVE A LICENSE"
#20
My leathal weapon!!!
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#21
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my hands are im a 2nd degree blackbelt in TKD and a mixed martial artist


wait TKD you use hands!?

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#22
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My guitar is a lethal weapon. I play so fast, your brain implodes.


way to douche up the thread
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