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Whenever she is talking to her friends "yeah my stepbrother is laughing at that, etc." then, "yeah he thinks he is a cool teenager listening to 'Thrash Metal.'" It is just annoying that she does this because metal musicians have a lot more talent than the stuff she listens to (Colbie Caillat, Madonna, Amy Winehouse, etc.) I want to give her a good schooling on musical talent. So what should I do (by the way I am not a HUGE metalhead, the heaviest thing I listen to is Opeth)? I have already tried rape and singing her I Cum Blood. This is just annoying and I wanted to let off steam a bit. By the way, she has also said, "Metal takes no talent."

tl;dr: my stepsister is incredibly musically ignorant.
#3
use the corpse method

piss in her maggot filled asshole
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#4
Quote by dantheguitarist
Whenever she is talking to her friends "yeah my stepbrother is laughing at that, etc." then, "yeah he thinks he is a cool teenager listening to 'Thrash Metal.'" It is just annoying that she does this because metal musicians have a lot more talent than the stuff she listens to (Colbie Caillat, Madonna, Amy Winehouse, etc.) I want to give her a good schooling on musical talent. So what should I do (by the way I am not a HUGE metalhead, the heaviest thing I listen to is Opeth)? I have already tried rape and singing her I Cum Blood. This is just annoying and I wanted to let off steam a bit. By the way, she has also said, "Metal takes no talent."

tl;dr: my stepsister is incredibly musically ignorant.

You are the musically ignorant one. Grow up.


Maybe replacing that racing car bed will get you out of this "metal r teh best11!!" phase.
#6
Quote by Alexishxc1337
Ignore and let her listen to whatever she wants.

This.


Just turn that Opeth up a little louder and drown her out
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#9
Quote by Alexishxc1337
Ignore and let her listen to whatever she wants.

No it is just that she says "He thinks he is a cool teenager because he listens to 'thrash metal.'" Which is just very annoying.
#10
well..maybe you should respect her musical taste, and stop talking like what you hear is better just because you like it..
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#12
Get guitar pro, download a Necrophagist gp, print it out, make her attempt to play it.
#13
Show her some videos of Malmsteen, Batio or any other shredder whose hands move faster than you can see.

Dream Theatre too.
#14
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You are the musically ignorant one. Grow up.


Maybe replacing that racing car bed will get you out of this "metal r teh best11!!" phase.

I am not in "metal r teh best11!!" phase. I like other bands (AiC, The Beatles, Joe Satriani, Cream, etc.). So fuck off dickhead.
#15
Maybe if you listened to REAL metal....


just messin

Well, just comfort yourself with the fact that she has no idea what she's talking about
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I have already tried rape




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#16
Call Herman Ri, he could surely do a bit of head sh**ing for you. But other than that get over it. People have differing musical tastes. That's life.
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#17
Quote by dantheguitarist
No it is just that she says "He thinks he is a cool teenager because he listens to 'thrash metal.'" Which is just very annoying.


You missed the first half of my post


IGNORE HER
#18
Trying to convince people that X genre is more skilled than Y genre makes you an elitist prick, like AlexisHXC said.

If you stop paying out her music, and maybe even broaden your musical tastes (maybe not to the extent that you like Colbie Callait though...), she might stop paying out your music.
If act all "stereotypical" metal and hate all other genres saying is "faggy" and "untalented", of course you're going to get payed out.

Just let her listen to what she wants, and stop trying to be "metal"

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#19
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Rape again, you didn't seem to get the message across the first time.

No, I said I TRIED rape. It was a failed attempt.
#20
She's your LITTLE SISTER


The fuck do you expect? Just be the big brother and turn the other cheek when she starts picking on you again.
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#21
Quote by dantheguitarist
No it is just that she says "He thinks he is a cool teenager because he listens to 'thrash metal.'" Which is just very annoying.

Well if it affects you so much then maybe she's right...

Grow up kiddo...
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#22
Quote by dantheguitarist
No it is just that she says "He thinks he is a cool teenager because he listens to 'thrash metal.'" Which is just very annoying.

well if the heaviest thing you listen to is Opeth you must not listen to thrash...

unless she is mocking you,


which is actually quite cool
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#23
What's with rape? And apparently, you do think you're all cool because you listen to metal, because you're trying to "teach her" how much better metal is to pop.
#24
End your life. It'll be super awesome.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#25
Is she a musician?

Then tell her to shut the **** up, because unless you're a musician, your opinion on what takes talent is ****ing moot.
#26
^Very true.
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Show her some videos of Malmsteen, Batio or any other shredder whose hands move faster than you can see.

Dream Theatre too.


QFT.
#28
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Pics or GTFO

Camera is not working. The farthest I got with her was her tied up. Then she got out of the knot.
#29
Quote by dantheguitarist
Whenever she is talking to her friends "yeah my stepbrother is laughing at that, etc." then, "yeah he thinks he is a cool teenager listening to 'Thrash Metal.'" It is just annoying that she does this because metal musicians have a lot more talent than the stuff she listens to (Colbie Caillat, Madonna, Amy Winehouse, etc.) I want to give her a good schooling on musical talent. So what should I do (by the way I am not a HUGE metalhead, the heaviest thing I listen to is Opeth)? I have already tried rape and singing her I Cum Blood. This is just annoying and I wanted to let off steam a bit. By the way, she has also said, "Metal takes no talent."

tl;dr: my stepsister is incredibly musically ignorant.


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#31
Quote by dantheguitarist
Camera is not working. The farthest I got with her was her tied up. Then she got out of the knot.

Then GTFO


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#32
Quote by GNiCk89
She's your LITTLE SISTER


The fuck do you expect? Just be the big brother and turn the other cheek when she starts picking on you again.

No she is older by the way. And Delirium I did not say that her music takes no talent. I said that usually metal bands use more musical talent than the things that she listens to. I guess I'll just drop it and deal with her bitchyness.
#34
Quote by dantheguitarist
Camera is not working. The farthest I got with her was her tied up. Then she got out of the knot.

First of all that's fucking disgusting and second of all, it's your LITTTLE SISTER! Opinions don't matter, get your panties untwisted.
#35
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Get guitar pro, download a Necrophagist gp, print it out, make her attempt to play it.



i like his idea
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#37
try rape again,**** your metal into her
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#38
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First of all that's ****ing disgusting and second of all, it's your LITTTLE SISTER! Opinions don't matter, get your panties untwisted.


STEP-sister is older...
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#39
OK, you didn't say it was talentless, but you did say it is less talented, which is still f*cking stupid. Big deal, she doesn't like your music and she is vocal about it. It's as petty as you complainign about it and also deciding that metal has talent. You're just being a hypocrite.
#40
Quote by dantheguitarist
...I guess I'll just drop it and deal with her bitchyness.

Now, was that so hard?

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