#1
It seems as if my cat has just taken a dip in some old used motor oil laying around my garage. Any suggestions on how to clean the poor bastard off. I m afraid he will try to clean himself off, ingest the oil and die. So I ask you 'the pit' for any suggestions or previous experience with this type of predicament.
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#2


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#3
I'm afraid theres no other way, you have to have him put to sleep.
Theres just no use in letting the littel guy continue on further any longer.
This has just gone to far, let it go!

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#4
Bring it to the vet immediately.

Restrain him/her from cleaning him/herself.
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#5
liquid dish soap...
and wear chainmail because that little sob is gonna be pissed.
#6
bathe the cat forcefully?
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#8
The oil is probably insoluble in water (aka non-polar) so you won't be able to just rinse it off with standard soap and the likes, you'd have to find annother non-polar substance to clean him in, like milk for example. Definitely put a funnel on his head if you have one, don't let him lick himself.
#9
+1 to use the super soaker...

EDIT: fill the super soaker with vinegar
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#10
Call the vet, what're ya wasting you're time on teh internetz for?!
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#13
Throw him in a tub and wear gloves so the bastard doesnt scratch you
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#15
i think dawn works. i heard they use dawn brand dishwash to clean animals in oil spills so i guess....yea?
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Why does that supersoaker come with condoms?


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#17
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Why does that supersoaker come with condoms?


Because it's the only way...

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that is one goddamn shiny mother****ing toaster you have there
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It seems the top of those waffles are burnt.
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#18
1927?^^ They didn't have slip 'n slides, super soakers, or pregnancy back then.
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Agile Intrepid 828

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BOSS RC-20XL
#19
*Update*
I bathed him twice in dawn liquid dish soap ( he scrached the **** out of me by the way). The little f*cker escaped outside whilst drying him off( he was pretty pissed); I think I got most of the oily residue off of his fur so.... hopefully I see him tommorow.
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