#1
This just came to me... yes I'm relatively bored.

I actually kind of got the idea froma thread earlier about Icarus.

So... let us write a UG poem.

Rules:

1. Keep it about UG.
2. Nothing too distasteful.

I'll start with a title. (lame)

UG...


GO!
#3
The rules contradict each other.
This is my signature. There are many like it but this one is MINE.
#5
lol good try
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#6
*insert pear*

Seriously, what were you doing and why do you fail?
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#7
This is the poem for the site that I love
UG has everything except the god above
I cum blood, Micheal Phelps and the pear
Because of you, I own a plush pedobear

amidoinitrite?
Quote by Teh Forest King
A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#9
This is a poem I wrote for that other guy.

Soaring high above the sea
Fear overcome and now filled with glee
higher and higher he rose
But to go down again is what he chose

Escape from a place wretched and dark
Only to be eaten by a great white shark
If only he had seen his fate
But by the time he realized it was too late

Imprisoned by an evil king
A man for whom he'd do anything
Betrayed by this one man's daughter
To give her string his why he sought her

He gave it up to save an unlucky soul
This one great sacrifice would have its toll
Icarus his only son
He he cared for the only one

This boy would escape he would fly
But by escaping he would eventually die
He then flew above a great sea
Where he would end up eventually
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#10
********* and vulgarity
the pit is quite scary
take a visit if you care
you will leave without a prayer
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#11
UG UG
your just like a squeegee
always there
to scrub my back hair
so please don't go
cause i don't know
what'd i'd do
without UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG
#12
Quote by Just Andrew
This is the poem for the site that I love
UG has everything except the god above
I cum blood, Micheal Phelps and the pear
Because of you, I own a plush pedobear

amidoinitrite?

Sweet...

We do not welcome many here.
You will be flamed if new (n00b) or queer.
#13
buts*cks was the first word, btw
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#14
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Sweet...

We do not welcome many here.
You will be flamed if new (n00b) or queer.


And don't confuse us with 4 chan or /b/
We have names and don't see rule #3
Quote by Teh Forest King
A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#15
Quote by floppypick
This is a poem I wrote for that other guy.

Soaring high above the sea
Fear overcome and now filled with glee
higher and higher he rose
But to go down again is what he chose

Escape from a place wretched and dark
Only to be eaten by a great white shark
If only he had seen his fate
But by the time he realized it was too late

Imprisoned by an evil king
A man for whom he'd do anything
Betrayed by this one man's daughter
To give her string his why he sought her

He gave it up to save an unlucky soul
This one great sacrifice would have its toll
Icarus his only son
He he cared for the only one

This boy would escape he would fly
But by escaping he would eventually die
He then flew above a great sea
Where he would end up eventually



Hows that about UG
#16
**** the lot of you all the suck
Christ I'd rather listen to something written by a duck
Anyway back to the site
It's awesome n friggin tight
I like to come here every night
Post random bull **** about anything
Sometimes right a poem or something to sing
But since you're all such assholes I'll probably get flamed
Thought to the mods you will no be named!



It's about a former pit monkey.... ^
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You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#17
Quote by Just Andrew
And don't confuse us with 4 chan or /b/
We have names and don't see rule #3


We are gods among men
As we play the guitar
Despite the stories we share
Real or made up, they are bizarre

Like the kid who thought
He knocked up his gal
Just by sticking his finger
Up her birth canal

Or the kid who got jumped
Boy, that must have sucked
If it wasn't for the birth
Of, "RUSSEL, WHAT THE FUCK!"
Quote by Teh Forest King
A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#18
Not to double post, but I thought I was gonna receive some sort of recognition for that improvised poem about UG.....
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#20
Quote by DarkEra97
Ultimate Guitar...
Home of the most epic of lulz
Suck my mangina


I just burst out laughing reading that...thank you sir
#21
Quote by Just Andrew
Not to double post, but I thought I was gonna receive some sort of recognition for that improvised poem about UG.....

Sorry, been distracted.

You kind of own this thread now. What with your awesome poetic skills and such.
#22
Quote by drunkenhamster1
I just burst out laughing reading that...thank you sir

Appreciate it
#23
I asked the pit, for it is a doctor.
I found my penis, what's it used for?
They said lol nub and posted the pear
I just found a thread about cutting your hair.

^**** sucks
ALWAYS

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MAKE BELIEV
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