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I just noticed that alot of guitarists I like: Dimebag, Slash, C.C Deville, Anchang, Ace Frehley etc have stage names,

If you were an amazing technical genius and had millions of adoring fans what nickname would you choose?
edit: actually, I'd be THE ponytail. that way I'd sound like a wrestler.
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I'd say nickelbag but then it would sound like those fags nickelback, maybe if Hypothetically I kill nickelback
Shark =D

My friends started calling me that cause they all ready knew a guy with my name (nick), so that's all ready my nickname. Kinda weird, stupid and childish, yeah. But you should see how the chicks react when people say "This is my friend, Shark".

Yeah, they run in the opposite direction >.<

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Sharp, Shark, or Fryer.

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Nice joke.
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I'd say nickelbag but then it would sound like those fags nickelback, maybe if Hypothetically I kill nickelback

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Or just Jon. I don't really care for nicknames, outside of the one I've got from my friends.

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I know what mine would be...Searchbar.

Kidding, it would probly be Mini-Burton, Mini-Lee, or Mini-Claypool.
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It can be short for quintessence (primary intention), quintuple, or quintuplet, and it was the name of everyone's favorite character from Jaws. Wikipedia tells me that there are other fictional characters named Quint, but I assume that none of them compare to Jaws's Quint. Speaking of Wikipedia, Wiki could be an alternative stage name.
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