#1
www.godhatesgoths.com

Discuss, a friend showed this to me and I want to curbstomp this asshat.
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#5
**** I want to kill all those homophobic christian ****s, then go to their funerals holding up signs saying Fundamentalists Die I Laugh or Aids is Natures way of punnishing fundamentalist inbred ****s
#6
I rate them as detestable as those worthless cerebal palsy retarded creatures they plant at the entrance to Walmart, to welcome shoppers.
"Duuu... welllcuummm... too... wullmart... Duuuuu...".
Because let's face facts here, they are equally as pathetic and repulsive.


Somehow I get the feeling that this site is a joke.
#8
It's a funny spoof in a very different way than the Godhatesshrimp one.

So much more inflamatory... I like it!


edit* read the hate mail, there's a nice blend of people playing along and people who have absolutely no sense of satire or parody.
#15
Obviously fake, the store has a "god hates retards" book apparantly.

But come to think about it, this (and godhatesshrimp) isn't really at all more ridiculous than the westboro church.
#16
Haha, I'll admit I was offended at first, but upon reading the hatemail, I realized that it was satire. The site is actually very amusing when you don't take it seriously. Plus, I found a hole in the writers logic. He mentions handicapped people going straight to hell, and then condemns the goths for 'abusing handicapped children', haha.
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#17
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Is this in any way related to godhatesfags.com?

I somewhat doubt it. The Westboro Baptists (better known as the "God hates fags" people) would have quoted one of the Phelps clan on their webpage, not this Rev. Green fellow. Also, the Westboro Baptists have better grammar.
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#19
Whats wrong with being goth, i know several people that are goth and they are real nice guys....
#21
Haha, this is from the goth music avoidance page...

"Alice Cooper: on-stage mutilation, rebellion, "School's Out"

prevents mice from solving mazes, objectionable album art (Constrictor)"

...and there you have it. Alice Cooper prevents mice from solving mazes.
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#23
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Haha, this is from the goth music avoidance page...

"Alice Cooper: on-stage mutilation, rebellion, "School's Out"

prevents mice from solving mazes, objectionable album art (Constrictor)"

...and there you have it. Alice Cooper prevents mice from solving mazes.




That monster!
#24
This reminds me of the goth from the IT crowd.

"Here, this Cradle of Filth CD helped me through some tough times. Listen to track 4, it sounds horrible, but it's really beautiful."
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#26
I think godhatesgoths is more of a joke than anything else.
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#27
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Haha, this is from the goth music avoidance page...

"Alice Cooper: on-stage mutilation, rebellion, "School's Out"

prevents mice from solving mazes, objectionable album art (Constrictor)"

...and there you have it. Alice Cooper prevents mice from solving mazes.

haha alice cooper is also christian now. hahaha i laughed so hard at that.

EDIT:
also

lolz at how offspring is on the list.
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#28
I have a question about breakfast cereal. Is Count Chocula a gothic food? What should I do if I encounter a bowl of Count Chocula? If someone I know has eaten Count Chocula, should I avoid them or arrange an exorcism?

CT COMMENT : Actually this is a VERY serious subject. At the moment we are wording a petition to try and BAN this disgusting breakfast cereal. In a similar way to 'Harry Potter' books, Disney's W.I.T.C.H. and TV Series' such as Sabrina the teenage witch and Charmed, Count Chocula is very dangerous to children. Because it makes real 'evil' look innocent. As we have found out from our studies, real vampires abuse children and handicapped people, in the same way as witches (or wiccans) sacrifice babies. By repackaging Satanism and vampirism to look 'cool' and acceptable, the creators of these products are endangering the lives of today's youth. This is nothing short of child abuse. Any parent that allows their children to eat this disgusting breakfast cereal needs serious mental help.


i lol'd.
Honestly. Wtf?


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#29
What, are you serious? This whole time I though they were for real...

Wow.

"My son has started dating a Jew and this has made him become Goth."

lol.
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agreed!
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