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#1
i will be in debt of UG if they could draw me a picture of
Shiva on drums
Zeus on lead guitar
Jesus on lead singer
Thor on bass
allah on key boards
please make this picture if you can
it will make my life complete
my uncle used to always tell me "if there is grass on the field play ball"
makes sense he was arrested for child porn
#4
Quote by WeAretheArsenal
Dream Theater

Clearly didn't read past the title...
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Go away, I have an erection.


Bassist for Half My Kingdom.
#8
....AND Paul McCartney on Bass
They credited us with the birth of that sort of heavy metal thing. Well, if that's the case, there should be an immediate abortion.


-Ginger Baker
#9
Quote by GiantRaven
I dunno...it doesn't have Gordon Freeman in it...




STEAM: beachhhhhhhh

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Please daddy, just for one hour.
#10
HEY WAIT! You forgot Chuck Norris!
1. You're surfing the internet.
2. You're browsing through the UG forums.
3. You're reading now.
5. You didn't notice that there was no #4.
6. You just checked it.
7. Now you're having a lil smile.

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You Sir, have the best signature like ever!
#11
Jesus = John Petrucci. Therefore, he must be the guitarist.

Plus, you may want to include Geddy Lee on bass, as he is a god of his own.

Aaand, Allah sucks. Get Rick Wakeman or something...
Last edited by SHEEM at Aug 25, 2008,
#12
What, no rhythm guitar?

Make Buddha a rhythm guitarist...or just get the fat guy from Bowling for Soup.
Gear
Schecter C-1 Artist
Vox AD15VT
Epiphone EJ-200 Acoustic
#13
Quote by Kozlic
HEY WAIT! You forgot Chuck Norris!

DAMN!!!

i was gonna say that : (
Quote by _-=Ali C=-_
i do it a lot. ill be playin somethin and i forget to close my mouth... sometimes its really bad, slobber everywhere. i goes mostly over the neck, on the higher frets, and its really hard to get out from under the strings.
#15
Quote by SHEEM
Jesus = Alexi Laiho. Therefore, he must be the guitarist.

Plus, you may want to include Geddy Lee on bass, as he is a god of his own.

Aaand, Allah sucks. Get Rick Wakeman or something...


fixed
#16
Quote by gitaarproff
fixed


STEAM: beachhhhhhhh

Quote by cornmancer
Please daddy, just for one hour.
#17
How about:

Mike Portnoy on Drums
John Petrucci on Guitar
James Labrie on Vocals
John Myung on Bass
Jordan Rudess on Keyboards


PS. Life is already complete


ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

THE GAME
#18
steve harris bass
me lead guitar
me keyboards
me lead vocals
me rhythm guitar
joey jordison drums

my bands better
#20
Ok I'm making it now. I think I'm going to replace Allah with someone else though. He's just not hardcore enough.
#21
The Greatest band ever has already existed

Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Wiggy = legend.

Devil's Advocate
#22
Surprise surprise everyone is thinking it must be metal.
I'm dancing in the moonlight
It's caught me in its spotlight
Dancing in the moonlight
On this long hot summer night


Martin D-28
#24
*Wurzels*
Awwww yeah! Makes me damn proud to be from Somerset!



Yeah...
#25
Quote by a6l6e6x1
steve harris bass
me lead guitar
me keyboards
me lead vocals
me rhythm guitar
joey jordison drums

my bands better


idk about you but joey jordinson isn't exactly a divine drummer
#26
Quote by wiggy1988
The Greatest band ever has already existed



i changed my mind
michael angelo batio can wait
these guys look intense
#27
blasphemous child...Allah has no image, he is the unseen entity that controls all; Furthermore he could play all instruments simultaneously, infinitely better then the rest of the 'Gods'. Also Yngwie would be better the Jesus on lead. Jesus strikes me as more of a rhythm player.
#28
Aaand, Allah sucks. Get Rick Wakeman or something...

There is no need to insult other religions man. Sucks is a tad disrespectful.
#29
Quote by donkeypunch09
i will be in debt of UG if they could draw me a picture of
Shiva on drums
Zeus on lead guitar
Jesus on lead singer
Thor on bass
allah on key boards
please make this picture if you can
it will make my life complete


you mean Joey Jordison, right? coz he keeps his extra arms and legs in his 5head which is why he is so good
Stand up and cheer if you like SimCity

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#30
Ace Frehley on guitar.
Teamed with Michael Schenker on guitar. (This would never work because Michael Schenker would never share lead so I'll replace him ha!)
K.K Downing on guitar.
Neil Peart on drums.
Tom Peterson on bass.
and finally on vocals.... *drum roll*

Alice Cooper!
Gear:

Ex-50

Epiphone Les Paul

Marshal MG30DFX
#32
now comonn!,, buddha will feel left out again
DO

THE ACOUSTIC


Dreaming his way to victory
#33
This band would break up because of creative differences and holy wars.
#34
Quote by stevve
This band would break up because of creative differences and holy wars.

and if joey jordinson was involved he'd prolly get hurt

is this dude cheering for joey jordinson on every thread the same guy, or is there alotta slipknot fans on today?
#35
I'm dancing in the moonlight
It's caught me in its spotlight
Dancing in the moonlight
On this long hot summer night


Martin D-28
#36
Quote by guitarhero_764
I think you need to stop caring what people think about it. I stayed home all day today and masturbated like 5 times. Fucking blast.

Ibanez ATK300 ◈ Sansamp VT Bass ◈ EHX Nano Small Stone ◈ Hartke LH500 ◈ Ashdown/Celestion 115
#37
Quote by Tenacious D'er
Dime would be better than Zuez

But wouldn't be better than Zeus.
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#38
the techno viking would have to be doing sampling.
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manliest string guage? barbed wire.

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THE PIT
"better than your average psychiatrist"
#39
im not wanting them to play metal
of course zeus is a 70s hard rocker
thor is metal
shiva is a jazz player
allah is classical
and jesus is a all around player
i just need someone to post a pic of waht they think that owud look like
pLEASE
my uncle used to always tell me "if there is grass on the field play ball"
makes sense he was arrested for child porn
#40
Quote by VIO-LENT
There is no need to insult other religions man. Sucks is a tad disrespectful.


Nah, I didn't say that he SUCKS!!!, I just said that he isn't a great choice for keyboarding work.
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