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#1
OK, Pit. What is the funniest thing you have heard on UG? it could be a specific post or a whole thread if you want. I know this has probably been done before, but save the searchbar jokes, because I didn't see any threads like this recently. And I know most of you are probably going to say the "russell, WTF" and "Faster Tom, runn" thing, but don't. I admit it was pretty funny, but its just been overkilled way too much.


Personally one of the funniest things I have ssen on UG was in the getting caught masturbating thread where that one guy said he came on his cat and he made a cartoon about it.

So, What is the funniest post/thread/picture you have seen on UG?
Quote by skvvisgaar
You have to paint it specifically alpine white? Damn, they are real colour-nazis in Berlin.
oh wait...

Quote by Eighteen4Ever
But I don't cum blood.
Unless by "cum blood" you mean "have white hair on my balls".
In which case,
yes, I do cum blood.
#2
The demotivational pics thread
All Shall Perish, ABRB, Behemoth, Belay My Last, TBDM, Born Of Osiris, Carnifex, Despised Icon, I Declare War, Impending Doom, Odious Mortem, Salt The Wound, Suicide Silence, WhiteChapel
#4
The Thread Killer.
Lawls for kids.
The whole assrammer thing
Quote by brandooon
Buy both pickups. Rub icyhot on both of them. Sandwich your penis between them and walk to the nearest homeless shelter with your brand new icyhot penis sandwich.
#5
"Faster Tom, Runn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Quote by cakeandpiemofo
Of course I don't wanna go in the woods. There's bears in there.


Quote by Deliriumbassist
Jeff Ament is a sexy sexy beast.



Quote by Karvid
Yes. Chest hair = automatic awesome. Even if you're a woman.
#6
Well, this is an opinion question, so if someone really wanted to say, "Russel, WTF" and "Faster Tom! RUNN!" then they could.

My favorite was probably You Laugh, You Lose V2 or 3
Abbreviated version:
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+1 Maus24

:.FireStorm.: - #15 poster in the thread, #1 in my heart.

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#7
Did you guys know that if you play the fifth fret on the low E string, it's like playing the open A string?

Airship.
I'll believe in anything and you'll believe in anything.
last.fm
#8
Quote by Crackity_Jones
I admit it was pretty funny?


Your sense of humour is pathetic

Quote by slaptasticdave
"Faster Tom, Runn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


As is yours

Quote by nightraven
the russel wtf thing was quite possibly THE worst thing to happen on this site. out of all the nominees.


You however are a mother****ing godsend
#9
the thread where the guy was talking about his dog raping him. got my sig from that thread
Is your name Mike? Do you want to be everyone's friend? Do you look similar to lots of other people? If so click here

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Fucking win S&R!
#10
The guy who had a dream about his mom giving him a handjob in the shower
Quote by cakeandpiemofo
Of course I don't wanna go in the woods. There's bears in there.


Quote by Deliriumbassist
Jeff Ament is a sexy sexy beast.



Quote by Karvid
Yes. Chest hair = automatic awesome. Even if you're a woman.
#11
Brand name soda, and the story about the guy using melted butter as lube on his girlfriend.
#12
Whalecore.
I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.
Executed by injection, Oklahoma.
~~ Thomas J. Grasso, d. March 20, 1995.


Lyrics/Poetry

Fires Burning
#13
- Airship's fail
- The several You Laugh You Lose threads
- Demotivational Pictures
Some more but I've forgotten

EDIT: Just remembered this gem here
Hull City A.F.C

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#14
Quote by nightraven
the russel wtf thing was quite possibly THE worst thing to happen on this site. out of all the nominees.

Thank You.
Quote by skvvisgaar
You have to paint it specifically alpine white? Damn, they are real colour-nazis in Berlin.
oh wait...

Quote by Eighteen4Ever
But I don't cum blood.
Unless by "cum blood" you mean "have white hair on my balls".
In which case,
yes, I do cum blood.
#15
Quote by MetalzMinion12
The demotivational pics thread


+1 =]

first tread i ever looked in

ps. im around here for more then a year
#16
ok heres the cartoon thing i was talking about


Quote by thegreensquall
ok so one time i was totally wanking and then my mom walked in and my cat was in my room... she knocked first so i grabbed my cat and put it on my lap and started petting it to cover up but then i jizzed on my cat and now i'll make a cartoon of what happened

me:
me:
me: *spurt*
my cat:
my cat:
my cat: *rowrrr ftt ftt ftt* *jumps off, *cough* something drips off of fur*
my mom:
Quote by skvvisgaar
You have to paint it specifically alpine white? Damn, they are real colour-nazis in Berlin.
oh wait...

Quote by Eighteen4Ever
But I don't cum blood.
Unless by "cum blood" you mean "have white hair on my balls".
In which case,
yes, I do cum blood.
#18
The thread with the stereo amp where everybody gave the same response.
#19
I forgot who it was, but someone was like "So Dimebag walks into a bar..." and I LOL'd, but felt bad afterwards.
#22
as a bass forumer, I gotta say fioncee was an amazing thread.

that poor kid.

I hope his girlfriend bites his dick off though.
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#23
Uhh..... could somebody direct me towards this "Russel wtf?" thing and "Faster Tom, run?" because I don't recall it.....
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I love taking a nice dip of some horse shit, so good.
#24
Quote by thankyougermany
Uhh..... could somebody direct me towards this "Russel wtf?" thing and "Faster Tom, run?" because I don't recall it.....


I was jumped.

Search.
Follow the smoke toward the riff filled land
brutal
#26
the kid who threw the harpoon at the girl in the face, but no one believed him. after he was banned about a month later someone posted a newspaper article explaining a story almost identical to the one he told us. great laughs
edit: first this https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=622185&highlight=harpoon+prom+ran
and then this
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=651371&highlight=harpoon
Living is easy with eyes closed...
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I'm surprised you returned to this thread after cheeseman owned you.
#28
the Mike.H thread, and whoever posted in that thread about the walls bleeding because his house was becoming a gateway to hell
#29
Quote by cheeseman3001
the kid who threw the harpoon at the girl in the face, but no one believed him. after he was banned about a month later someone posted a newspaper article explaining a story almost identical to the one he told us. great laughs
edit: first this https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=622185&highlight=harpoon+prom+ran
and then this
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=651371&highlight=harpoon


YES the javelin story is easily the best ever
Quote by TDS
You know what would be awsome? A phone that doubled as a fleshlight that recharged power through kinetic motion.

"hold on guys my phone's dying."
*fap*
"Ok we're good."
#30
It's stereo amp, and I don't think it's tube. However, for a stereo amp, it is very good. Don't plug guitar into it; just use it as hi-fi if it works.


That one always gets me.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#33
Quote by cam_sampbell

EDIT: Just remembered this gem here


thats amazing.
Quote by metalcore123
I hate trying to cover up my cheese in school because the bimbo next to me dislikes the smell of pure love.

I'm bringing farts back!
#36
Someone linked me to the thread where DinkyDaisy got sexually assaulted by her dog.

Some guy made an account pretending to be her dog, it was incredibly funny.

BTW, this thread has been done numerous times...
#37
Quote by sixwingmortal
I haven't been on this forum for a while, but in my short time here, I thought this thread was pretty damn hilarious.

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=939431


Asianface is one of my favorites as well. :

I was actually one of the main contributors on that thread. God, Black Zeppelin's threads are so good.
Quote by skvvisgaar
You have to paint it specifically alpine white? Damn, they are real colour-nazis in Berlin.
oh wait...

Quote by Eighteen4Ever
But I don't cum blood.
Unless by "cum blood" you mean "have white hair on my balls".
In which case,
yes, I do cum blood.
#38
The demotivational pics thread is pure win.
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#39
i remember reading that one thread about that guy who was gonna sue his parents or something if grounded him for watching porn and since he was 18 he was legally able to. that was chock full o lulz
NOPE
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