Poll: Eating on the toliet?
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Productive!
52 34%
Counter-productive!
11 7%
Weird..
86 57%
Voters: 151.
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#1
so, today being the last day of summer and track practice being canceled, i was just hanging around doing nothing. so i get up, and realize now would be a perfect time for a nice, leisurely poop. on the way to the bathroom, i grab a bagel.

now,

while on the john i considered to myself, in utter seriousness, is eating while taking a crap counter-productive, or planning ahead?
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#5
lol wtf
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#6
Thats gross man, little feces particles float around and **** then you're eating them.
If your into poo flavored bagels its planning ahead if not its just eaten feces bagels.
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#8
i always thought that if there was enough food in there, you could be on there for days taking an endless crap.
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#9
Are you on the crapper right now? Because thats weird... But impressive multi-tasking!
#11
Eating while on the crapper shortens the interval between craps. Normally, after defecating, you don't really eat unless you're hungry, which happens some time later. Thus, if you eat and crap simultaneously all the time, you will minimise the ammount of time between toilet visits.

Unless you eat curry, apricots and mexican food exclusively. Then, you just never leave the toilet.
#12
Quote by denn0069
Thats gross man, little feces particles float around and **** then you're eating them.
If your into poo flavored bagels its planning ahead if not its just eaten feces bagels.


but you know, those little particles are all over your toothbrush as well..
#14
Quote by thomaserak
i always thought that if there was enough food in there, you could be on there for days taking an endless crap.

You'd need to offset it by an hour or two though. So you'd start eating, then start shitting like 1 or 2 hours later. If you kept eating, you'd probably keep shitting, too. I'd love to try that.
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#15
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Are you on the crapper right now? Because thats weird... But impressive multi-tasking!


nah, this was like 5 minutes ago. no wireless.

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i finished the bagel before i wiped, i'm good.

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#16
Here I am sitting on the pooper.
Giving birth to an airborne trooper.
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#17
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You'd need to offset it by an hour or two though. So you'd start eating, then start shitting like 1 or 2 hours later. If you kept eating, you'd probably keep shitting, too. I'd love to try that.

You'd need time to digest it. So you'd have to eat continuously even before you start to crap, to fill yourself up.

You basically have to eat continuously, 2 hours later yuo begin to shit continuously, and eventually you fall asleep.
#19
this is amazing.

yay for toilet bagels.
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#20
I don't like having both holes open at the same time. Incase of sudden backdraft.
#22
i wouldnt want all that fecal matter going on my food...
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#24
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Here I am sitting on the pooper.
Giving birth to a black baby.


fixed for lulz


im sorry
#25
You know, I've done that, but with water and pissing, I wonder if I drink water while I'm pissing, if my body will process it so it can get out while I'm pissing...but alas its not true
#26
Cool. Free chocolate spread on your bagel!
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#27
I was joking in my first post. I will have a tab on IE everytime I log on just for this thread. For teh lulz. This thread is EPIC.
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#28
i heard that some people fap while on the toilet. Now that is just werid.

I read something.
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#31
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i heard that some people fap while on the toilet. Now that is just werid.

I read something.


I take it you've never heard of a blumpkin before...

I usually don't do anything. I'm too quick. I like to get my business done and then leave.
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#32
My toothbrush is in a cabinet. Don't think there is a lot of shit on it.

I could never eat while dropping a deuce. It would wreck the food. Half of what you taste is what you smell. I don't want my food to half taste like shit.
#33
I eat/drink on the toilet sometimes.

I had a pot of white tea on the John just this morning.
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#34
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i heard that some people fap while on the toilet. Now that is just werid.

I read something.

i fap into the toilet if that counts.
#35
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I take it you've never heard of a blumpkin before...

I usually don't do anything. I'm too quick. I like to get my business done and then leave.


Blumpkin? Whats that???
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#36
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i wouldnt want all that fecal matter going on my food...

I don't know how you poop, but mine doesn't leave the bowl.
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#37
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I don't know how you poop, but mine doesn't leave the bowl.


amen to that. it seems some of you poop in a manner akin to a touchdown celebration.

"bam!" *pegs **** into toilet*
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#38
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#39
Quote by walkinbazooka
I don't know how you poop, but mine doesn't leave the bowl.

haha


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while on the john i considered to myself, in utter seriousness, is eating while taking a crap counter-productive, or planning ahead?





Lack of grammar makes me lol as well.


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