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Well I used the search bar and couldn't find this thread so I decided to make it but yea post the worst youtube guitarist you've seen thats actually popular (like really crappy guitarist but has more views then he deserves)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-xR3m9egFw&feature=related
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#2
...me
i suck that bad.
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Mr.Cuddles killed The Metal!!!! FUCK YES!

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Mr Cuddles pretty much nailed it...

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#5
We all know Awesome Possum is gonna win. That makes this thread useless.
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#6
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I bet I'm worse!!

*feels important* plays guitar becuse of confidince boost. *takes spelling lessons.*
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Mr.Cuddles killed The Metal!!!! FUCK YES!

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Mr Cuddles pretty much nailed it...

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"Oh Mr.Cuddles, you make my pants go boom boom. I are horny. Do not disappoint I"


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#8
T'ser's guy

/thread
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Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


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Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


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Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


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**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#9
those highschoolers get the worst performance award, but their not that bad. Here's one that will make those guys look like shredders lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRtjK45CqRI&feature=related

This guy is ****ing horrible... like sometimes it shines through but mostly he trys to force speed and loses all accuracy, he flys outside of all the scales making it unbearably akward sound... I mean **** man. Its not like I'm leaps and bounds ahead of this guy or anything but then again I'm not publicly making a douche out of myself. Terrible. -2 out of 10.
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Last edited by gizmodious at Aug 25, 2008,
#12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiNlrDJnRN8&NR=1

this guy..i typed in bad g player...he was worst
Quote by imdeth
Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


Quote by Aerokizzombie
Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


Quote by CodChick
Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


Quote by MCMXCII
**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#15
Quote by gizmodious
those highschoolers get the worst performance award, but their not that bad. Here's one that will make those guys look like shredders lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRtjK45CqRI&feature=related

This guy is ****ing horrible... like sometimes it shines through but mostly he trys to force speed and loses all accuracy, he flys outside of all the scales making it unbearably akward sound... I mean **** man. Its not like I'm leaps and bounds ahead of this guy or anything but then again I'm not publicly making a douche out of myself. Terrible. -2 out of 10.



"This was very inspiring. Great job! Keep up the good work. Nice tone. Reminds me a bit of Brian Mays tone with a little bit of Eddie Van Halen. Bravo!"

one of the comments lol. Yea he's fast, but its sloppy and sounds terrible IMO
#17
Quote by gizmodious
those highschoolers get the worst performance award, but their not that bad. Here's one that will make those guys look like shredders lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRtjK45CqRI&feature=related

This guy is ****ing horrible... like sometimes it shines through but mostly he trys to force speed and loses all accuracy, he flys outside of all the scales making it unbearably akward sound... I mean **** man. Its not like I'm leaps and bounds ahead of this guy or anything but then again I'm not publicly making a douche out of myself. Terrible. -2 out of 10.

He's better than me tbh!
I can't shred for life!!
#19
I'm glad no-ones put a link to one of my vids up on here...
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#22
Quote by gizmodious
those highschoolers get the worst performance award, but their not that bad. Here's one that will make those guys look like shredders lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRtjK45CqRI&feature=related

This guy is ****ing horrible... like sometimes it shines through but mostly he trys to force speed and loses all accuracy, he flys outside of all the scales making it unbearably akward sound... I mean **** man. Its not like I'm leaps and bounds ahead of this guy or anything but then again I'm not publicly making a douche out of myself. Terrible. -2 out of 10.

Did you read the video description? The kid knows that it's horrible and he said it was a joke.
#23
Quote by identityxcrysis
I think the winner is anyone who looks right into the camera during a youtube video.
Bugs the hell out of me.


like this guy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULO9lwnGWd4

hes good though. great bassist.
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I'm bringing farts back!
#26
Quote by identityxcrysis
Oh my god I had to stop it 13 seconds in.

That made me really uncomfortable




but yeah i cant watch any of his videos without getting the creeps. it bugs me...
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I hate trying to cover up my cheese in school because the bimbo next to me dislikes the smell of pure love.

I'm bringing farts back!
#28
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Ok, I found one. What do I win?
If you can sit through the whole thing, you win an internet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wf6G2warKA


Not only do I not win an internet, you get mine for the worst on youtube. Now I have to clean the blood outta my ears
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#29
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I couldn't do it...I JUST COULDN'T DO IT!!!

*sobs*



what the f***


I want to kill something now... stupid mofo stole 2.47 of my life -
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#31
Quote by one vision
Ok, I found one. What do I win?
If you can sit through the whole thing, you win an internet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wf6G2warKA


i sat through it but my god i think i need therapy...

Quote by metalcore123
I hate trying to cover up my cheese in school because the bimbo next to me dislikes the smell of pure love.

I'm bringing farts back!
#33
Quote by identityxcrysis
Oh my god I had to stop it 13 seconds in.

That made me really uncomfortable



oh my god
hahahahahah
that one made me almost cry
how does he just blankly stare like that??!

as for you, you spin a story like a spider spins a web
see? that's a metaphor - no wait, a simile
i'm still learning, but i think i'm getting better
#36
Quote by one vision
Ok, I found one. What do I win?
If you can sit through the whole thing, you win an internet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wf6G2warKA


OMG HE CAN WHAMMY WITHOUT A WHAMMY!!!!!!!


EDIT: look at the guitarist's profile:

I like **** and topographical maps and the metric system and good spanish OJ and pussy and ripe stench and mouses and naminals yes naminals and cups and deer and inhalers and gays and homos and the socially inept and quasi-nuclear physics and sunny days and pink socks and mutts and doonsbury and hard drugs and easy liquor and neopets and beating around the bush and bald eagles and pills and greasy hair and ****ing with my socks on and fotographias and germany circa 1943 and the homeless and unicorns and muskrats and downing forties con mi familia and fiestas with paco and good fettucine alfredo and brazilian fart porn and the money shot and virginia slims and kleenex and aspestos and way too much guyliner and rocking a bit too hard and frankfurters and wasserwurt werrets and carbon monoxide and dead things and getting silly and pondering my existence and pocky and free trade coffee and tab and sunglasses and my butthole and other peoples buttholes and diet dr. thunder and kmart and the E string and treble cleft and a nice warm cack sandwich before supper.


hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Last edited by noname666 at Aug 25, 2008,
#37
Quote by one vision
Ok, I found one. What do I win?
If you can sit through the whole thing, you win an internet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wf6G2warKA



My god, that was a very annoying 2 minutes and 47 seconds of my life. One of the comments asked if I could do better. Yes, yes I can. I'm a newbie guitarist and still can make some decent music out of a guitar instead of a repeated bending of 1 note.

INTOLERANCE IS IGNORANCE


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Holy Moses.
haha
#38
Quote by Pauldapro
My god, that was a very annoying 2 minutes and 47 seconds of my life. One of the comments asked if I could do better. Yes, yes I can. I'm a newbie guitarist and still can make some decent music out of a guitar instead of a repeated bending of 1 note.

You didn't get it, it's artsy.
#39
I like **** and topographical maps and the metric system and good spanish OJ and pussy and ripe stench and mouses and naminals yes naminals and cups and deer and inhalers and gays and homos and the socially inept and quasi-nuclear physics and sunny days and pink socks and mutts and doonsbury and hard drugs and easy liquor and neopets and beating around the bush and bald eagles and pills and greasy hair and ****ing with my socks on and fotographias and germany circa 1943 and the homeless and unicorns and muskrats and downing forties con mi familia and fiestas with paco and good fettucine alfredo and brazilian fart porn and the money shot and virginia slims and kleenex and aspestos and way too much guyliner and rocking a bit too hard and frankfurters and wasserwurt werrets and carbon monoxide and dead things and getting silly and pondering my existence and pocky and free trade coffee and tab and sunglasses and my butthole and other peoples buttholes and diet dr. thunder and kmart and the E string and treble cleft and a nice warm cack sandwich before supper.


good lord this man is my hero
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