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#1
yeah, there's this not-so-pretty girl at school that I'm really not interested in that keeps on hugging me in the hallways. In the past, she's asked me to 3 school dances that I've declined and she occasionally gives me notes saying how hott i am (flattering yes, but lately she's been scaring me) Now she's giving me nightmares.

I need suggestions to drive her away or freak her out without hurting her feelings while giving me plenty of lulz in the process.

Please no telling her I have AIDS or that I cum blood (for the truely daring)

EDIT: I know i sound like a dick, but it's not like i'm some ladies man and have the ability to go out with any hott chick and I just throw the less than perfect girls to the curb. this one in particular just drives me nuts. I've also been trying to ignore her, but she'll still somehow stop me in the hallway, and hug me (I don't wanna be hugged)

Q#m
e|--6--|
B|--5--|
G|--7--|
D|--7--|x2586
A|--5--|
E|-----|


Play until she breaks up with you.

The most brutal band to ever exist is...

You should go like them...even if you don't like them.


-Sloppyjoe24
Last edited by sloppyjoe24 at Aug 25, 2008,
#2
any holes a goal
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Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


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Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


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Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


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**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#3
You didn't need to include the word ugly in your post. Why don't you just be a guy and tell her sorry but you're not interest.
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#4
Just be a man and tell her to "go away". However, if you did that there'd be no-one to give you an ego boost, shame...

Feel free to add me and listen to more hilarious jokes such as the above.
#5
Have a sex change...then you're free! (Unless she's a dyke).
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SIG ME GODDAMMIT
#6
Ha ha. Been there. Lucky she was shy, the only time I was asked out was by her friends on her last day

You'll be glad to find out I did decline politely.....
#7
Tell her you cum AIDS.

Or just embarass her in front of everybody by shouting a big long rant at her.
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#8
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any holes a goal



You could tell her this... Then she what she thinks!
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#11
Just ignore her..?

I had the same thing happen to me, and nothing became of it.
Or tell her to bugger off!

With your AIDS infested cum..?
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#12
It's happened to me too many times... just tell her your not interested. Either that or give her a chance if she's a pleasant person
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#13
You could stop being a superficial prick and at least give her the chance to get to know how much of a dickhead you are so she won't like you anymore.
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#15
I had this as well in school, she was a fatty as well. But looking back I should have hit that just for the hell of it.
#16
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You know what to do.

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paper bags FTW

also on a more serious note, just be a man and tell her your not intrestead and if she keeps buging you tell her that you will never EVER even think of liking her if she keeps buging you.
#17
Quote by Harmonius
You didn't need to include the word ugly in your post. Why don't you just be a guy and tell her sorry but you're not interest.



it's not so easy

Q#m
e|--6--|
B|--5--|
G|--7--|
D|--7--|x2586
A|--5--|
E|-----|


Play until she breaks up with you.

The most brutal band to ever exist is...

You should go like them...even if you don't like them.


-Sloppyjoe24
#18
seriously just talk to her...you know its like typing but instead of the click click click of key's you make noises with your mouth.tell her "your not my type sorry"

works every time...if it doesn't just say sorry,but i only hit the fit
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Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


Quote by Aerokizzombie
Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


Quote by CodChick
Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


Quote by MCMXCII
**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#19
When she gives you another note, take out your lighter and BURN it in front of her face.

OR

Man up, stop being immature and just tell her you're not interested.

OR

Wait a couple of years and wait for her to become super sexy on the Maury Show
#20
happiness is only a lightswutch away.


but how bout u just ignore her, she'll give up.
#21
Let her rape you and get it over with.
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#22
beggars can't be choosers
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#23
I once had a girl similar to this that was obsessed with me. I was in one of her classes and she sat across the room from me, and I'd always look up to her looking at me and then she'd look away quickly. And my friend who sat beside her saw her drawing a picture of me being all muscular when I'm not at all? So I don't know, quite a predicament. Try and get somebody else to be interested in her or something.
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#24
Man up and just tell her you're not interested. You don't have to be mean about it or have some crazy scheme to drive her off. She can't be that much of a bother really.
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#25
In like 5 years, when you haven't seen her since the time you told her that you cum blood, and she's magically turned super hot, you'll totally regret not tapping that.
#26
Ask her if you can stick it in her pooper. If she says no, she'll likely be freaked out and never talk to you again. If she answers yes, then you get to stick it in her pooper. Win, win situation!
We can only guffaw at all the humbug we are told about martyrs.
#27
*TS does not post question in Relationship Thread because of fear of reprisal*
*gets told off anyway*

How would you like it if some girl you liked told everyone that this douchebag of a guy wouldn't leave her alone? Treat people like people, be polite but firm like you would expect people to be to you.
#29
Oh, tell her you have a small penis, or that you're homosexual, hell tell her both!
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You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


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#31
Quote by sloppyjoe24
yeah, there's this not-so-pretty girl at school that I'm really not interested in that keeps on hugging me in the hallways. In the past, she's asked me to 3 school dances that I've declined and she occasionally gives me notes saying how hott i am (flattering yes, but lately she's been scaring me) Now she's giving me nightmares.

I need suggestions to drive her away or freak her out without hurting her feelings while giving me plenty of lulz in the process.

Please no telling her I have AIDS or that I cum blood (for the truely daring)

EDIT: I know i sound like a dick, but it's not like i'm some ladies man and have the ability to go out with any hott chick and I just throw the less than perfect girls to the curb. this one in particular just drives me nuts. I've also been trying to ignore her, but she'll still somehow stop me in the hallway, and hug me (I don't wanna be hugged)


Get some munter action.
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He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#32
plastic surgery really is a great thing =)

ive been in the same situation, i actually woke up on a coach journey once + found this lass asleep on me =|
*shudders*
just ignoring her worked for me though
#33
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*TS does not post question in Relationship Thread because of fear of reprisal*
*gets told off anyway*

How would you like it if some girl you liked told everyone that this douchebag of a guy wouldn't leave her alone? Treat people like people, be polite but firm like you would expect people to be to you.

so tell her you want to have crazy sex the whole night...nice way to be treated huh???

in the serious side...be a man, tell her that you are not interested.
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#35
Beauty is but a light switch away my friend.
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I give up.

#38
Become best friends with her, then she's guaranteed not to like you. Just make it clear you're not interested in her as a sexual being.
#40
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Ask her if you can stick it in her pooper. If she says no, she'll likely be freaked out and never talk to you again. If she answers yes, then you get to stick it in her pooper. Win, win situation!



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