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#1
i justed walked in on my sis watching lesbian porn and i dont know whether to tell someone now or use it against her when she's being a moody little twazzok, what do you lot think?
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#4
i knew it was a bad idea to ask the pit...
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I HAVE to wear my kilt every Thursday...


I'm not sure why, though.

Me too!
We should start a support group.
#5
Rape
I Cum Blood


Now that thats out of the way, I suggest you grab a flash drive, steal it all, then come back and tell us another obviously fake story. I'm sure there's some good "butter in cooter" copypasta you could always use.
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#8
Quick, 3 steps:


1) Grab a Camera
2) Take Pictures
3) Upload Pictures to UG
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#11
I recommend you giving me her number.
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#12
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Rape
I Cum Blood


Now that thats out of the way, I suggest you grab a flash drive, steal it all, then come back and tell us another obviously fake story. I'm sure there's some good "butter in cooter" copypasta you could always use.


i'm actually being serious, she was on [website] watching lesbian vids
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I HAVE to wear my kilt every Thursday...


I'm not sure why, though.

Me too!
We should start a support group.
Last edited by bass dude nick at Aug 25, 2008,
#13
Act disgusted in her, take away the porn, then say you'll get rid of it. Of course, by "get rid of it" I mean go watch in your room.
#17
Use it against her when she's being a bitch.

But then again, I highly doubt any of what you said is true.
So disregard that.
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#18
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i'm actually being serious, she was on a website watching lesbian vids


And I just walked in on my mother fisting a clown.
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I couldn't do it [masturbate] with the cast on however. That's when I dug out my baby sister's stuffed animals and went to town

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Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#21
Just talk to her about it. It might just be a phase or maybe she really is a lesbian. I don't see why thats such a big deal.
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#23
Pics or it didn't happen


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Please?
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#26
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pics or gtfo

+1 watch it with her


she closed it as soon as she realised the door was open (she's a bit slow) then started making up some story of how her friend told her to watch it


also to all the people saying watch it with her etc, WTF?! she's my little sister you sick *******s
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I HAVE to wear my kilt every Thursday...


I'm not sure why, though.

Me too!
We should start a support group.
#27
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was she just watching?


thankfully yes
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I HAVE to wear my kilt every Thursday...


I'm not sure why, though.

Me too!
We should start a support group.
#28
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And I just walked in on my mother fisting a clown.




Omg, this thread is win.
I'm sigging that.
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#30
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she closed it as soon as she realised the door was open (she's a bit slow) then started making up some story of how her friend told her to watch it


also to all the people saying watch it with her etc, WTF?! she's my little sister you sick *******s



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#31
How old is she?? (Serious question).

If she's fourteen ish then its nothing to be worried about.
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#32
she's probably just bi. make her give you one of her bi friends to ****.
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#33
Quote by bass dude nick
she closed it as soon as she realised the door was open (she's a bit slow) then started making up some story of how her friend told her to watch it


also to all the people saying watch it with her etc, WTF?! she's my little sister you sick *******s


You call them sick when you are the one thinking about using it against her somehow?
#34
Unless your sister has come out of the closet, I wouldn't use it against her, you can really mess someone up by outing them like that, and it could ruin your relationship with her. You can just say you caught her watching porn and respectfully omit the lesbian part for a while.
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#35
No you encourage her, then when she has friends over you upload footage from the several cameras you hid in her room to UG .
1.Set up hidden cameras.
2.Encourage Lesbianism
3. ?????
4. Profit

*Assuming shes legal of course.
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#36
If you're close to her, have a chat about it. If not just leave it and carry on as normal so she knows you'll love her no matter what and you're sorted.

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#37
Just leave the poor girl to it.

She's figuring herself out, she doesn't need somebody messing with her.....

It's not fun, not cool and definitely doesn't help her confidence.
#38
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If you're close to her, have a chat about it. If not just leave it and carry on as normal so she knows you'll love her no matter what and you're sorted.


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Just leave the poor girl to it.

She's figuring herself out, she doesn't need somebody messing with her.....

It's not fun, not cool and definitely doesn't help her confidence.



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#39
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You call them sick when you are the one thinking about using it against her somehow?


as in the older sibling way, it's expected
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I HAVE to wear my kilt every Thursday...


I'm not sure why, though.

Me too!
We should start a support group.
#40
I mean... a girl watching lesbian porn doesnt mean shes lesbian...

They did studies where Guys are basically only turned on by watching heterosexual sex... and lesbians, and guitars.

Whereas Girls are turned on by like heterosexual sex, lesbians, bi, gay guys, animals, ....couches, fences
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