#1
i was walking home today and i got hit in the head with something. i look up and there's a squirrel in the tree above me eating and dropping acorns (i think they were acorns). I was like WTF theres no acorns this time of year, then it dropped another one. i considered the ethics of throwing stuff back at it, but by the time i found something it was gone. damn them rascally squirrels

discuss similar incidents, why u love/hate squirrels, and the possibility of the squirrels organizing an uprising and enslaving the human race.
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#6
a squirrel seriously jumped down from a tree at me, only to miss by a couple of inches


...it was soo scary
#7
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a squirrel seriously jumped down from a tree at me, only to miss by a couple of inches


...it was soo scary


that reminds me of another one...

my dad was driving through this area where the trees made like an upsidedown V (^) and a squirrel jumped out and landed on his windshield. he just turned on the windshield wipers
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#9
Lol awwe. When I was little I had a baby squirrel for a little. It fell out of a tree so me and my neighbor nursed it back to health then let it go.
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#11
I ran at a squirell once and it start running in circles. I thought it had rabies so I left.
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#12
I shot a pregnant squirrel, and I got it stuffed and it hangs on the wall in my room now.

I didn't know it was pregnant at the time. Had I known, I wouldn't have shot it.
#13
Btw, squirrels honestly taste exactly like chicken. If you ever get the chance to have barbequed (sp) squirrel, try it.
#14
God damn those teenage punk squirrels. Bring a flak cannon next time.
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#16
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My entire family got raped by squirrels. I **** you not.

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...possibility of the squirrels organizing an uprising and enslaving the human race.

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#17
ohh and squirrels are ninjas. this one squirrel at my aunts house likes to tease the cat. the squirrel is either stupid are the god dam smartest thing ive ever seen. it will jump in the air over the cat and play around with it. i was watching like WTF.
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a squirrel seriously jumped down from a tree at me, only to miss by a couple of inches


...it was soo scary



Reminds me of a story in the papers a good while back. There was some park in England where someone buried cocaine (I think they were stashing it and coming back for it or something) - except the squirrels discovered it. They became addicted of course, and they started attacking random passers-by in search of their beloved coke.
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#19
I remember one time I was bike riding and I stopped because I saw something on the sidewalk. It turned out that it was a dead squirrel that had been charred black and had all the fur burnt off of it because it chewed threw an electrical wire
#20
I ran over a squirrel once...

Does that count?
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#21
squirrels made my friend have to get complete surgery on her face

rodent bastards.

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