Planes, Trains, and Plantains: The story of Oedipus
This is a real University Essay titled, "Planes, Trains, and Plantains: The story of Oedipus" submitted November 30, 2004.


This is some of the funniest **** I've ever read
The my immortal thing made me remember this. its probably not as funny as that, but its still pretty good.
Quote by skvvisgaar
You have to paint it specifically alpine white? Damn, they are real colour-nazis in Berlin.
oh wait...

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But I don't cum blood.
Unless by "cum blood" you mean "have white hair on my balls".
In which case,
yes, I do cum blood.


But old.
We are the diamonds that choose to stay coal;
A generation born to witness
The end of the world