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#1
I'd have to say Either Wayne Static


or Devin Townsend


haha I was actually going to do the Wayne thing before but I honestly don't know where to start.
#2
Quote by top shelf

I couldn't do it [masturbate] with the cast on however. That's when I dug out my baby sister's stuffed animals and went to town

Quote by Tubyboulin
Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#5
ha the one guys balding and trying to look intensely metal
Quote by HaKattack
Woman tone, eh?

Set treble to PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN WHEN YOU'RE DONE
Mids to YOU'RE DRIVING TOO FAST
Bass to WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH"?
Gain to NOT TONIGHT, I HAVE A HEADACHE.

starter of the nadsat group
#8
Quote by reedplaysgeetar
ha the one guys balding and trying to look intensely metal


Devin Townsend is more metal than you'll ever be.
#9
A combination of Kerry King's ultra-lox (a registered trademark of Marshall Amplification) and Joe Satriani's invisible hair
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#10
Bill Kaulitz from Tokio Hotel has some cool hair. Claudio Sanchez definately has some wild hair. Jimmy Urine has had some crazy hair, too. Wayne Static probably wins. Devin Townsend looks like a mean Irish man. No offense to other Irish ppl, but he reminds me of the Notre Dame mascot.
#11
Quote by DespisedIcon
Kerry King



+1 kerry king ****in rocks!
Quote by RU Experienced?
I like staring at girls' boobs and seeing how long it takes them to say something and what their reaction is. It's win-win-win


Quote by darkstar2466
I once saw two snails fuck. It was pretty damn cool.
#15
Quote by Mecler
Devin Townsend is more metal than you'll ever be.

I dont want to be metal?
Quote by HaKattack
Woman tone, eh?

Set treble to PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN WHEN YOU'RE DONE
Mids to YOU'RE DRIVING TOO FAST
Bass to WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH"?
Gain to NOT TONIGHT, I HAVE A HEADACHE.

starter of the nadsat group
#17
Quote by Karvid
A combination of Kerry King's ultra-lox (a registered trademark of Marshall Amplification) and Joe Satriani's invisible hair


Don't you mean his arm hair? That's crazy hair right there.
Quote by top shelf

I couldn't do it [masturbate] with the cast on however. That's when I dug out my baby sister's stuffed animals and went to town

Quote by Tubyboulin
Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#18
Quote by reedplaysgeetar
ha the one guys balding and trying to look intensely metal


What do you mean, "trying"?
#19
Claudio Fuckin' Sanchez



WINS!!!!
Add me or I will eat your kitty!



^Click the heart baby, you know you wanna.^

Quote by Sammythedruggie

touche sir.
#20
I give you the REAL Eric Clapton:

"Let's not be too rough on our own ignorance. I mean, after all, it's the thing that makes America great." - Frank Zappa while on the Arsenio Hall Show

Quote by vintage x metal
On a side note, TS, love the username. I'd kill to be under you.
#21
Quote by NotAGuitarHero
Don't you mean his arm hair? That's crazy hair right there.

Somebody should photoshop Satriani's arm hair onto Kerry King's head. People would think that he has always had thick, wavy hair.
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#31
the guitarist from billy talent ian d'sa
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
Did I ever tell you how much I love you?

[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']My father once said to me "Son, masturbation can stunt your growth and make you blind".

I said "I'm over here, shorty".
#32

Morrisey?
Quote by HaKattack
Woman tone, eh?

Set treble to PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN WHEN YOU'RE DONE
Mids to YOU'RE DRIVING TOO FAST
Bass to WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH"?
Gain to NOT TONIGHT, I HAVE A HEADACHE.

starter of the nadsat group
#34
Quote by The Picker




Musicians with crazy hair. I'm not even going to pretend like I don't know all the words to Ice Ice Baby though.
"Let's not be too rough on our own ignorance. I mean, after all, it's the thing that makes America great." - Frank Zappa while on the Arsenio Hall Show

Quote by vintage x metal
On a side note, TS, love the username. I'd kill to be under you.
#35
Quote by Thebridge
Musicians with crazy hair. I'm not even going to pretend like I don't know all the words to Ice Ice Baby though.

Haha, true, but I couldn't resist showing off the sparkly jumpsuit.
Saint Louis Blues
#36
Quote by Ichikurosaki
Not really THAT crazy, or unique, in comparison to all the other J-bands >_>


The only other Japanese bands I know are Animetal, Gallhammer and Galneryus so... X Japan just had to do.
#37
Quote by Ringtone


IT'S A TRAP!


Fixed.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#38
Slash takes the cake, IMO
Vintage les paul copy
Ibanez RG370DX
Peavey studio pro
Roland micro cube
#40
Claudio Fuckin' Sanchez



This man right here.
Quote by metalcore123
I hate trying to cover up my cheese in school because the bimbo next to me dislikes the smell of pure love.

I'm bringing farts back!
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