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#1
Hey guys, Im in Dublin airport at the moment and its 4.47 am and i cant think of any shenanigans to do...suggestions

Ps i started fapping and ryanair were all like oh noes tat guy is fapping lololol so thats out. Oh and just for good measure... FASTER TOM!! RUNN!!

bored and tired and already raided the foodcourt
...
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#4
Fa...


You should definitely stir up some mayhem at security. Dress up as if you were from the middle east and run about yelling.
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#6
walk up to someone reading a magazine and just stand over them staring.

when they finally look up at you

say "Don't get on the plane" with a very concerned straight face

and then just walk away and wait for all the fun to begin
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Last edited by JLT73 at Aug 25, 2008,
#7
Quote by I-Shot-Jr
Hey guys, Im in Dublin airport at the moment and its 4.47 am and i cant think of any shenanigans to do...suggestions

Ps i started fapping and ryanair were all like oh noes tat guy is fapping lololol so thats out. Oh and just for good measure... FASTER TOM!! RUNN!!

bored and tired and already raided the foodcourt
...

i missed out on the new meme.

anyways, read up on the bathroom's walls, freak out first timers, follow somebody around.
#8
Wear a studded belt through the metal detector. I did that at the capital building in DC I got searched for like 10 minutes before they realized what it was.
#9
Quote by Ichikurosaki
Scream "I HAVE A BOMB"



I don't feel like going to jail, lol


and i took a dump before i left

Actually last time i was here i stole a magazine completely by mistake and was paranoid until i got onto the plane...
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#10
Quote by Dinodrummer
Wear a studded belt through the metal detector. I did that at the capital building in DC I got searched for like 10 minutes before they realized what it was.



Done
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#11
Quote by I-Shot-Jr
I don't feel like going to jail, lol


and i took a dump before i left

Actually last time i was here i stole a magazine completely by mistake and was paranoid until i got onto the plane...

Unless you're middle eastern you wont even catch any attention it's fine.
#13
Quote by Ichikurosaki
Unless you're middle eastern you wont even catch any attention it's fine.



Ill have to keep that in mind, if i get in trouble ill scream

'Oh hai guz its k im teh european cockashin lolololol'
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#14
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Scream "I HAVE A BOMB"



+1 and get back to use and tell us what happens
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#15
Go up to someone, look them straight in the eye, straight face, and say "don't get on that plane."
It's likely to cause a few sh*ts and giggles.
More likely the former.
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#17
so, fapping is completey out of the question?

ok, um................. i'm at a loss.
#18
Quote by hendrixfreak93
Go up to someone, look them straight in the eye, straight face, and say "don't get on that plane."
It's likely to cause a few sh*ts and giggles.
More likely the former.



I just mentioned this a few posts up
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-Ibanez "lawsuit" Les Paul
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#19
nick stuff from the duty free
actually no
haha go around and squirt EVERY POSSIBLE perfume and aftershave on yourself lol
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#20
Quote by roxthecox
so, fapping is completey out of the question?

ok, um................. i'm at a loss.


Its ok man, I'm confused too.
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#21
Quote by I-Shot-Jr
Ill have to keep that in mind, if i get in trouble ill scream

'Oh hai guz its k im teh european cockashin lolololol'

And they'll be like "K, koo"

Fixed?


Oh and ask a security guard if they check tooth brush holders for bombs do this number

>.>

<.<

>.>

<.<

And walk off
#22
get a piece of paper n a pen n write ill sex u for 5 bucks .ull be rich soon
#23
Quote by JLT73
walk up to someone reading a magazine and just stand over them staring.

when they finally look up at you

say "Don't get on the plane" with a very concerned straight face

and then just walk away and wait for all the fun to begin




+ infinity and beyond.
#24
or ^ "Will fap for money"

to UGGypsy
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#28
Fapping is never out of the question. I suggest you get a sign that says will play for cash, assuming you have a guitar with you. That way you might make some money and have something to do for a while. Or ra.....
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#29
try and get ever chicks number
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#30
pretend like youre talking on your phone and say "yes sir ill keep an eye out for him... yes sir... wait! there he is!... yes he has the briefcase!... yes i'll make sure to disarm the bomb."

than tackle the closest guy with a briefcase
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#31
Quote by jmonko
Fapping is never out of the question. I suggest you get a sign that says will play for cash, assuming you have a guitar with you. That way you might make some money and have something to do for a while. Or ra.....



I checked in my guitar plus its wrapped in all my worn socks and underwear and **** =P

And i fapped like 4 times last night so im running on empty..so empty it hurts...=P
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#32
When you get on the plane, make your watch go off.

*beep beep beep*
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#33
go up to people waiting for their flights and tell them very seriously not to get on the flight
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#34
is there any hot flight attendants? go talk to them, hit em up. its what i do then i get free food when im on the plane. it rocks.
#35
Quote by I-Shot-Jr
I checked in my guitar plus its wrapped in all my worn socks and underwear and **** =P

And i fapped like 4 times last night so im running on empty..so empty it hurts...=P


Sucks, well then your on a laptop right?
If so watch really messed up videos, things I wont name cause I dont want to get banned. Make sure people can see your laptop.

Last time I flew somewhere, my guitar sat in the seat next to me. It was my carry on.
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#36
Quote by jmonko
Fapping is never out of the question. I suggest you get a sign that says will play for cash, assuming you have a guitar with you. That way you might make some money and have something to do for a while. Or ra.....

exactly

like i said
he could make a sign that said "will fap for cash"
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#38
give someone a package to hold for a sec and run away once they take it

if u could get a clock that would make it even better
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#39
Quote by Shayne777
give someone a package to hold for a sec and run away once they take it

if u could get a clock that would make it even better

Or a metronome...
#40
Quote by JLT73
I just mentioned this a few posts up


Goddamnit.

My apologies.
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