#2
Link is broken...
Irrelevant quote from obscure person
Obnoxious statement regarding size of e-ween
Italicized text indicating bandwagoning masquerading as deep thought
ASCII graphic that will take over the world if you put one in your signature
Made up statistic
#3
Are you sure you've set the EzDrummer to use the right outputs and that you don't have "no output" option selected? It's hard to say anything more specific than that, because the link doesn't work. Fix it and I can help you more.