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#1
While being an immature high school kid, we played a game called "doorknob".

Rules: I will use the names Prometheus and Plato as examples.

If Prometheus farts, he must say "safety" before Plato says "doorknob".

If Prometheus does not accomplish this, Plato has free reign to punch him in the arm as many times as he wants until Prometheus touches a doorknob. (door handles don't count)

If Prometheus does, in fact, say "safety" before Plato says "doorknob" he is safe.

Now the interesting part happens when Prometheus doen't say "safety" after he poots and gets called on a doorknob and there is more than one person in the room.

Everyone has the right to beat him whilst he is sprinting towards the nearest door.

I end this with two questions.

Have you ever heard of/played this retarded game before?

Do/did you and your friends ever have fart games such as this?
#2
What?
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#4
I've never heard of this one. But it sounds like something me and my mate from uni would do. Only we'd skip the whole farting business and just get straight down to kicking the living shit out of each other
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#6
Yeah. Some kids in my school still play it. Pretty sad...
I guess you've heard the mailbox version too?
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#8
I've heard of it. I met somebody who said he got a bloody nose playing, and was still punched.
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#9
It's incredibly fun and intense.

I still find myself saying ocassionaly saying "safety" to this day because of all the beatings.

The sad part, I haven't played in 4 years.
#10
Ahh memories. Me and my friends used to engage in doorknob quite often. Eventually, I just found a spare doorknob laying around and kept it in my pocket when I needed it lol

We also had a variation called Shenanigans. At any random time, someone could shout Shenanigans, and if anyone didn't call Mulligan, well they got hit in thee balls.
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#11
Yes. Sometimes after I let out a particularly juicy one I still reflexively yell out "safety!"
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#12
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Yeah. Some kids in my school still play it. Pretty sad...
I guess you've heard the mailbox version too?


Same rules except you must touch a mailbox?

That would suck hard.
#13
I've heard of it, I've played it, but that was in elementary school.
But there is some doufus that i hang with who likes to fart and say 'safety' as if some one would punch. So i guess the next time he farts and says 'safety' i will punch him...A lot...
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Have you ever heard of/played this retarded game before?

Do/did you and your friends ever have fart games such as this?


Lol! I want to play that game!
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The one people used to do at my school was Badger.

You had to say badger after a fart or you got hit until you named ten fish...


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My friend punched me in the spine once while I was running to the door.
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I've heard of it, I've played it, but that was in elementary school.
But there is some doufus that i hang with who likes to fart and say 'safety' as if some one would punch. So i guess the next time he farts and says 'safety' i will punch him...A lot...


No, you have to say Doorknob BEFORE he says safety. Get the rules straight
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I've heard of it, I've played it, but that was in elementary school.
But there is some doufus that i hang with who likes to fart and say 'safety' as if some one would punch. So i guess the next time he farts and says 'safety' i will punch him...A lot...


No, dammit

You must say "doorknob"

If you punch him after he says "safety" it reverses back on to you
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I've played it, but I hate it. I hate farts and violence.
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Same rules except you must touch a mailbox?

That would suck hard.


Yep. I'm glad at my new school it's not as bad. One time I ripped one in gym and about 5 kids started chasing me. Luckily they didn't call mailbox, but it still hurt like crazy. One of them boxes too.
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#21
We had a similar game.
Only you had to say "fish" or something before someone else said it after you fart.

If you fart and are too late everyone gets to hit you untill you name 5 fish.

Just a slight modification on yours. (I'm not sure what needed to be said but it definitely involved fish)

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#23
My friend let out a silent one while driving and called safety. I was in the back seat and his girlfriend was sitting up front. She looked really confused when we both started laughing and got scared and ducked her head down by his crotch. Then she screamed and opened the window.
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#24
Since I have just been accused of being slightly immature in another thread I refuse to participate in this outlandishness.


We allowed door handles.
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#25
Sometimes I'll fart and say doorknob. And then start punching everyone. I just like to switch things up.
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#26
yeah played this still do a bit.. i find myself saying safety still.
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Since I have just been accused of being slightly immature in another thread I refuse to participate in this outlandishness.


We allowed door handles.


Some of us never grow up. Amirite?


Also, I had no idea that this game was so common. It's even played in england!
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Yeah. We do it around. I wouldn't really call it immaturity, just a result of boredom.
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Also, I had no idea that this game was so common. It's even played in england!

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Ahh good times...

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We had a similar game.
Only you had to say "fish" or something before someone else said it after you fart.

If you fart and are too late everyone gets to hit you untill you name 5 fish.

Just a slight modification on yours. (I'm not sure what needed to be said but it definitely involved fish)


I play a similar game to that: if someone grabs your nipple and says "name 5 cereals", you have to name 5 different cereals before that someone is able to let go of your nipple. Hurts like a bitch...but it's fun as hell.
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#32
We played that game with more-or-less the same rules here, in Croatia, doorknob-safety part is the same, but we played with burping 'cos its more frequent. Our arms were always bruised meeeemories
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#34
We played it quite a bit.

Most of the time in the football lockerroom.

You'd have an entire team after you.
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I've heard of this game, but have never been able to play due me licking an arsehole


Interesting...
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#38
Wow, it's played in America too.
I play it every now and then.
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Ahh good times...


I play a similar game to that: if someone grabs your nipple and says "name 5 cereals", you have to name 5 different cereals before that someone is able to let go of your nipple. Hurts like a bitch...but it's fun as hell.


I hated that one more that doorknob.

I used to just try to punch my way out of that one.
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